posted on Feb, 8 2011 @ 07:35 PM
We would like to hereby submit our application for 3,674,879,749,860,113 patents.
With our production capabilities so advanced from yours, we can produce far more than you can ever consume. We can fix your economies by simply
acquiring all of your money! Our goal is 100% unemployment, but do not bite the hand that feeds you. Your price will be your allegiance to us--or
We are disgusted by your sight, much the same as some of your species feels about rats. However, we find some of your earth women quite appealing.
So let the fun begin. We are quite entertained by your conquests, much the same as some of you enjoy watching a good pit bull fight. We have the
brains and all the resources, after we buy all the earth through your own legal means. You will all now be guests on our terrain.
It can be terribly boring being this perfect and having everything we want, so we shall just consume everything in sight as we have done before, when
you called us Nephalim--not much different that your current multi-national corporations. Just think of us as your new CEO. Also, we expect some of
you to die in our wars against those wussy do-gooders, the Federation of Light. This is for your own security, for we will soon control the very air
that you breathe; and, you guys do not do well without air.
Plenty for all, just worship and obey us completely or get your free chance to become an intergalactic gladiator! Each year the top performer is
granted immortality! How's that for the ultimate StarSearch?
BTW, we have a great offer on credit cards. We are everywhere you want to be! And don't leave home without it!
And with this, they broadcast their very first world wide radio transmission, which can be heard without a radio!
1,2,3,4……. The Boys are back in town…