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posted on Feb, 8 2011 @ 01:43 PM
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reply to post by Jeremiah Johnson
 


Well apparently it's not about the size... it's about how you use them. Didn't you read the story?




posted on Feb, 8 2011 @ 01:43 PM
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Originally posted by Jeremiah Johnson
reply to post by jaynkeel
 


I wonder if they size up each others cocks before battle?


I am laughing so hard right now I can barely see to type!!!!
Good one.



posted on Feb, 8 2011 @ 01:44 PM
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reply to post by Jeremiah Johnson
 


Also It would only be right to offer some sort of protection for these cocks, should they be damaged during their struggle...



posted on Feb, 8 2011 @ 01:44 PM
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I eat chickens and have sympathy for humans - usually.

But this is great news.

Reminds me of the hunter a few weeks back who tried to save a bullet by hitting a fox in the head with his shotgun, only to have the fox reach up an pull the trigger on him. Shot the guy in the leg.

S+F - Animals win again.



posted on Feb, 8 2011 @ 01:45 PM
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Ooooh, the title, lol! Let me had more.


Those cocks are huge. Game cocks, that is.
I accidentally hit one with my car, back in the summer, and knocked a HUGE hole in my bumper. I have now earned the nickname "cock killer."

Cock damage:



Now that I got that out of my system, back on topic:

I have to admit that I hate that a person died because of this, but imagine all the poor animals that have died for the amusement of people. I honestly cannot understand how a person can actually enjoy watching animals kill each other. It makes no sense.



posted on Feb, 8 2011 @ 01:45 PM
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Must have been one hellava cock. You rarely hear of cock causing tramatic death. That is unless the its bad cock and said cock is swallowed while containing infection diseases such as samonella. People should be more careful when playing around with these cocks.



posted on Feb, 8 2011 @ 01:46 PM
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Stupid SOB

If you were a player you gotta know how to handle our sh1t properly.



posted on Feb, 8 2011 @ 01:47 PM
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reply to post by SirKnightE
 


Im in tears, This is turning into the most hillairious thread ever



posted on Feb, 8 2011 @ 01:47 PM
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I wonder what a dead cock that has rigor mortis would be referred to as? lol



posted on Feb, 8 2011 @ 01:48 PM
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reply to post by Jeremiah Johnson
 


Hard Cock?



posted on Feb, 8 2011 @ 01:49 PM
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reply to post by SirKnightE
 


That works too but I had a stiff cock in mind. hehe



posted on Feb, 8 2011 @ 01:49 PM
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I wonder what a dead cock that has rigor mortis would be referred to as? lol
reply to post by Jeremiah Johnson
 


BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Funniest thread EVER... minus dead person.



posted on Feb, 8 2011 @ 01:50 PM
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reply to post by SirKnightE
 


lol

These threads come up now and again and you have to laugh.



posted on Feb, 8 2011 @ 01:50 PM
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reply to post by gemineye
 


Wow, thats one big hole, that cock must have thrusted pretty hard to do that kind of damage


On topic:

I also agree, I am not a fan of anybody being killed, but in instances like these, I am thankful for the occasional good deed the universe does.



posted on Feb, 8 2011 @ 01:51 PM
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Originally posted by Jeremiah Johnson
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That works too but I had a stiff cock in mind. hehe


Your quote may or may not be used against you in the future. Just sayin'.



posted on Feb, 8 2011 @ 01:52 PM
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I wonder what distracted the guy so much that this could happen?

Perhaps he was to busy handling somebody elses cock?



posted on Feb, 8 2011 @ 01:53 PM
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reply to post by EagleTalonZ
 


A "Stiff cock" might be used against him in the future?...




posted on Feb, 8 2011 @ 01:54 PM
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reply to post by ZombieJesus
 


It's sort of like swimming in ocean and getting eaten by a shark, you know the risk involved so should the unfortunate happen the animal cannot be blamed. That being said swimming in the sea is not something that is wrong by any means, just some bad luck once in a while.



posted on Feb, 8 2011 @ 01:56 PM
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True, one would think that swimming in a sea of cocks should be relatively safe, as long as you have protection.



posted on Feb, 8 2011 @ 01:56 PM
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Whew......I'm glad I'm not the only one that was like...."stabbed by WHAT?????





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