Colbert explains god of the gaps

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posted on Feb, 5 2011 @ 09:25 PM
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does GOD have a Granny? i sure hope so, everybody needs a granny as a child..

lets worship grannies shall we..aren't they the awesomist!

at some point God must have been created and God's mom had a mom, i.e. God must have a Granny!! if god is immortal wouldn't his granny be too?




posted on Feb, 5 2011 @ 09:43 PM
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Originally posted by Lemon.Fresh
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How was life created?

Still waiting for science to answer that one


 
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Well you see, a guy and a girl they love each other it leads to S-x then the girl gets impregnated...the beginning of this started out in much the same way except the single cell ameoba divided and reproduced and became more complex organisms, one genetic mutation at a time!



posted on Feb, 5 2011 @ 10:30 PM
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Originally posted by weedwhacker

I AM THE SUN! WORSHIP ME!!



George Carlin was way ahead of you




posted on Feb, 5 2011 @ 10:32 PM
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Where do you think I got the idea??



posted on Feb, 5 2011 @ 11:07 PM
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Originally posted by Lemon.Fresh
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Time was created by the creation of the universe. Therefore the creator of the universe would be outside time. This means That this Creator would not be following the laws of science of this universe, meaning it would not necessarily need a Creator.

Simple logic to follow, unless one is ignorant.


 
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Really? That's the best you've got? Stop making excuses for your God, show up some real proof. What you have said here is nothing more than speculation due to the fact that you don't really know! And neither do I for that matter, or anyone else here! But at least I don't use convoluted fairy tales to TRY and explain it, I just live.



posted on Feb, 5 2011 @ 11:19 PM
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It's taking the idiot's way out... Instead of using intelligence and reason, they use voodoo and mumbo jumbo to explain 'everything'...


Intelligence and reason. Hmmm.....

Intelligent scientists use their intelligence to study and explain the universe in an intelligent manner.

Intelligent scientists use their intelligence to design and perform experiments.

Intelligent scientists create experiments, and intelligently direct these experiments to produce the basic building blocks of life.

Intelligent scientist at times create something new, and patent their intellectual property.

Intelligent scientists also submit their findings to other intellectuals, for a peer review of their work.



Intelligence seems to be an important ingredient in understanding the universe and creating anything new.

Even an idiot can connect the dots...........




But you believe in Unintelligent Undesign?







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posted on Feb, 5 2011 @ 11:20 PM
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Originally posted by dusty1


But you believe in Unintelligent Undesign?




Given that we have not a shred of evidence that would suggest otherwise, it's a pretty reasonable position. Kinda like not believing in unicorns



posted on Feb, 5 2011 @ 11:31 PM
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READ THIS
This video is NOT meant to be an accurate representation of evolution, as evolution does not have a predetermined goal (though there is the goal to reproduce).
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(Part 2)

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posted on Feb, 5 2011 @ 11:51 PM
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First video.
The thing I noticed most, is that someone had to deal the cards, or they could have waited for them to deal themselves. I think maybe I should've used that vid.


The other two video's were so convincing that I believe in adaptation now.
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posted on Feb, 6 2011 @ 12:37 AM
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Pure genius...if ever there was a person who merited a National Holiday...

Thanks so much for this great moment, now I'm off to see his whole show !



posted on Feb, 6 2011 @ 01:17 AM
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Originally posted by Lemon.Fresh
As far as the tides go, if a Creator cmade the universe, logic would dictate that it caused the tides.


What?



posted on Feb, 6 2011 @ 06:29 AM
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Oh man...that is in the top 10 of all time funniest video ever for sure. S&F.



posted on Feb, 6 2011 @ 08:06 AM
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Yes, Mummy lied. It hurts me to have to tell you this, but it's Phoebus Apollo, not Jesus, who drives the sun. Except the day sonny boy stole the keys to Dad's chariot and almost crashed the sun



posted on Feb, 6 2011 @ 10:49 AM
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as an englishman the very fact that bill o'rielly is on tv blows my mind, a truly frightening humanbeing and the fact he holds sway over so many peoples opinion should be a major concern for logical people everywhere. Damn America you scary !!!!!!!



posted on Feb, 6 2011 @ 11:35 AM
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LOL!! O'Reillyis a pox on the stain of ignorance that is a sub-set of humanity!

Bill -- "I'm throwin' in with jesus!"




He gets PWNed on his "American History", and the 'founding fathers' too....by a Brit!!!!

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posted on Feb, 6 2011 @ 11:40 AM
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Argue with Albert Einstein. It is the laws that he used. Time does not exist without anything to measure it by. Therefore when the universe was created, time was also creates. Hence, the Creator is outside time.

Like I said. Logic.


 
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posted on Feb, 6 2011 @ 11:40 AM
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And where did that amoeba come from?


 
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posted on Feb, 6 2011 @ 11:42 AM
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If a Creator made the universe, then the same Creator is responsible for the tides, since he put the mechanisms and laws in place.


 
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posted on Feb, 6 2011 @ 11:42 AM
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Originally posted by Lemon.Fresh
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Argue with Albert Einstein. It is the laws that he used. Time does not exist without anything to measure it by. Therefore when the universe was created, time was also creates. Hence, the Creator is outside time.

Like I said. Logic.


 
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You're confusing "logic" with "speculation"



posted on Feb, 6 2011 @ 11:52 AM
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No. Logic.

Did the Universe have a beginning?


 
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