posted on Feb, 3 2011 @ 11:35 AM
This friendly reminder, brought to you by your protectors in the TSA and DHS.
Watch the High def TV screen as you enter the grocery store, shopping mall, Hotel, and football arena, reminding you to be very suspicious and
paranoid, and to report all said suspicious activity to authorities immediately.
Now file into two lines please, one for your naked x-ray scanner, and one for having your private parts massaged intimately. This is for your safety
from the terrorists. They lurk around every corner. See that guy next to you? He could be one. We need to keep you safe. So go along with what we say.
It is for your safety. We know what's best for you. Fear is good. Fear keeps you safe. We keep you safe. Now let us scan you and feel every part of
your body. We have to make sure you are not carrying weapons. It is for your safety, and everyone around you. Thank you for your unquestioning