I need someone to do a quick sketch...

I have this idea for a quick sketch, but I can't draw for the life of me. I want to make a "Pimp Helmet" to protect a pimp from his hoes. I was thinking like a football helmet, with the cage removed, and a brass feather attached to one side that can rotate down into stabbing position. It'll be metallic purple with gothic lettering on the sides in gold saying "Dinero Bitch"...it'll have built-in speakers inside for an ipod, as well as a detachable acrylic mouth-shield with a fake gold grill on it (a pimp has to protect his real grill) --- anyone think they could quickly sketch something like that up? It'll be used in the zombie apocalypse to protect real pimps from zombie hoes.

My ability to get laid might just depend on getting this done for a certain woman because we are both smitten with the idea and I told her I'd ask some "talented people"

reply to post by MystikMushroom


I have seen some really good art work in the "members art" forum. Maybe someone over there would be willing to do a sketch for you?

Sorry I would do it for you but I'm not the artistic type.

Moderators,

Can you please delete this thread? I have found the appropriate forum for this. I don't want to be nailed for duplicate threads.

Many thanks,

-MM