A new way into Area 51

Well I would go for Rock , Paper , Scissors with the gatehouse guard, best of five

After that don a Dubya mask and talk like an idiot, should get me in no probs

you guys are thinking to deep, ill just train my iguana to walk to the base, he wont trip motion sensors, he doesnt bark or make noise, an hes potty trained so he wont leave a trail of poo. ill just trap a little camera to him that records instead of sending, then i just let him crawl around the base, an then after about 4 days hell get board an walk back home

thinking of that, gather a herd of african elephants, several lions, tigers etc, some rhinos and fire a gun, they'll rampage the whole base in a minute living u guys to the rest...u might wanna mount on some of the elephants thought...

or we could:
get a suit, wrap dry ice(camouflaged painted) around it, go inside it,-gets rid of infrared problems
stick a bunch of mirrors on you-gets rid of motion sensors
smell sensors: ??? just take a crap
other supplies: silenced SMG, silenced pistol, mini bazooka with heat sensor rockets in case you create an episode. food and water for a month, fake ID in case they find you, 50 Kg of Potassium and ignition in case you are screwed and a silent rc plane with camera for scouting ahead and laptop
other supplies cont.-pocket knife, machete,extra clips, and a bunch of depressed retards who hate life(prefferably 100+) souped up with dynamite, M16's and M-249 SAW's to back you up in case this turns into an all out thing.

We need a crack team of ex commandos,ninjas,secret agents and spies to infiltrate this base.


I am now ready to put forward my ultimate team for Project X.

These guys have done it all, I have proof.

Team leader: Chuck Norris

Team: Jean Claude Van Damme
Steven Seagal
Jackie Chan
The Rock (optional)

Reserves: Bruce Willis, Jack Bauer

With these guys anything is possible.

Edit: what are we going to talk about when my crack (ed) team
comes back empty handed with nothing but Area 51 inflatable
greys and 'I wasn't really here' t-shirts?
Ah screw it.

did any of u guys ever think of the very likely possibility that they have predators flying around A51???if they see a large group of ppl moving towards A51 im sure theyd be ready.

Has anyone ever thought about using trained birds to take pictures of Area 51? A couple of homing pigeons carrying video cameras, that would be neat

Lets build an ICBM and launch it into area 51 with a live feed on a video cam on the nose of it. That way we could capture pictures of the ground, and then blow the entire base up exposing the underground bases!

or we can break into the HAARP facility and create a hurricane over the base and blow it all down with 200 mph winds!

I know there are people out there who are skeptical and I put OBEs and area 51 together. You never know it might work, but thats all I think of a practical way to get in. But by far I'm half serious about that thought...you never know truths stranger than fiction.

Lets say you do infiltrate Area 51. How exactly do you plan on getting in any of the structures, gathering information, and getting out without being caught?

You can't even do that with ordinary household yard lights with motion detectors.

Good luck trying to do it with high end detectors, LOL.

You would probably get over Area 51 ok, however once you landed there would be hell to pay. People need to get an idea and realise, that they wouldn't shoot you down for it.

the only people who would try to get into an american base without proper clearance are clearly either mentally ill or hold some kind of contempt for law and order. there is nothing to be gained by breaking the law through trespassing and making the soldiers there have to make a decision which may result in them discharging their weapons. its not fair to them to be put in that position simply because someone wanted to be a thrillseeker and break the law.

I want to reply to anyone with the idea of harming or killing the "Camo dudes"

First I respect that your opinion is just an idea. We're thinking of ways to find out whats inside of one of the most secretive bases ever.

But idea or not, I have a serious problem with anyone reading this, and coming up with an "idea" themselves, one that will harm civilians, much less Armed Service members.

"The Camo Dudes" as we like to call them (serious name, there...couldnt we come up with anything better?) Are reported to be Wackenhut security.

Wackenhut does a lot of security, specifically for a mall near here I used to live, Portland Oregon. Most the times they're pretty quiet, rather nice. One guy I liked and spoke to when I saw him was named Carl. Nice guy. A bit older, but I had no doubt he could handle himself.
One night, while waiting for the local bus, a man harassed a woman, and it looked liek she might get badly beaten, or worse. Carl jumped in, and beat the drunken guy into submission. His intent was to hold him down, but the man was drunk or high and Carl did what he had to do. Although I'm a stout fellow, I could see where alot of people were safer with Carl around.
Carls wife is dead, I found out, a few years back from Cancer. He refuses to date because he feels its wrong. He feels loyalty to his wife, and loved her very much.

I thought it proper to introduce you to Carl, since he's one of the people you MAY be trying to kill, whack, or eliminate, whatever you call it. Carl is Wackenhut security, and therefore its possible he could pull the job of "The Camo Dudes" . If not him, maybe someone else. Someone who according to your plan, has to die so you can see whats going on in Area 51, while you scream that you have right to know.

In short, no one is going to label you a hero for killing anyone, much less a civillian. Kill a U.S. Service Member? Well, like a guy before me said, thats pretty much a terrorist action and you should be treated like such.

AstralProjection!!

It's seems like an awsome bet I wonder if anyone can do it? has anyone tried?

OR OR OR
we could get like a thousand gorgeous naked ladies and make some deals before we keep walking past the whole "protected area"

[edit on 18-11-2007 by tuesday]

Found a way, ok so Nano technology is about to take off big time...well here is the answer a robotic fly here is the link: Robotic Fly with nano technology you could simply put a flight path into it's sytem and have auto pilot. Once it comes back you could gather the video and set another flight path with the new video you recieved....keep doing this until eventually you can get into a vent a go anywhere mapping the whole place out.....what do you think? I think this will be a possibility in the next decade!!!

anybody think about digging at unnel under the camo dudes the blue berets the IR the motion detectors and all that stuff. and just blast your wayin through a wall on the subterranean levels imean you can run for a while getting to see some stuff and what not but remember you get into area 51 you AREN'T getting out. and as far as the hot air balloon goes youd be better off using a plane with a radar signature they're not going to shoot you down if you are on civilian radar they'll force you to land interrogate you give you a court date a fine and drive you back out to the perimeter and into the custody of whatever police department has jurisdiction in that area.

This has probably been said, but planes have landed at area 51 in the past because they were low on fuel. They were refueled by the elite area 51 fuel trucks and sent on their way. Also, for the whole infiltrating area 51 you would have to be out of your legal mind. Trust me they probably have surveillance tags on you even before you get near the perimeter. They also have technology there the likes of us will never see in our lifetime. Sensors that can smell things that dont belong in the dessert, road pressure gauges that trip silent alarms when your probably 5 miles from the perimeter. "How else do you think the camo dudes know where to set up at" The only feasible way to break into the most wondered facility in the world would be to pull off an oceans 13 kind of device drilling deep underground. Even then i am sure the have ground piercing sonar that goes for miles underground. Even if you would pull this off i doubt there is an EMP big enough to take that place out. They are probably ran off of some power that we have never seen and isnt vulnerable to anything. well if you guys are crazy enough to try it go ahead. I will be watching from the comfort of my couch. Leave well enough alone in my opinion

I'm under the assumption that you've never read Power Vs Force by Hawkins?

I highly suggest the read under your current circumstances.

Here's what I want to know....

If Area 51 is so secure, then why is it that some military bases are obscured on Google Earth, but Area 51 is plain as day??