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We're All Gonna Die !

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posted on Jan, 31 2011 @ 01:12 PM
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One day.

I'm bored, is there anything interesting happening in the world at the moment, I don't mean revolutions, ufos, crazy weather, volcanoes, earthquakes, ghosts etc, I mean something different.......anybody?

Here is something mildly amusing, I took my dog to the vets the other day (sounds like the beginning of a joke), anyway, whilst there a rather large gentleman walked in with a large dog on a lead, whilst the man was trying to get his wallet out of his pocket the dog decided to walk around the legs of the large gentleman thus trapping his legs in the lead.

I though to myself "this should be interesting", and do you know what?, it was, because shortly afterwards this very large gentleman tried to walk then lost his balance and fell to the floor like a sack of spuds! which made a kind of slapping noise as he hit the cold tiled floor, it was hilarious, my wife and I were trying not to laugh, so we just held our laughter in with tears coming down our faces, happy days.


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posted on Jan, 31 2011 @ 01:25 PM
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I drink 6-8 cans of coke-a-cola a day...so yeah...im probably gonna die too


other than that there is nothing even remotely interesting going on in my life...



posted on Jan, 31 2011 @ 01:28 PM
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very funny

i would not recommend trolling with misleading thread titles though

maybe use " the bigger they come, the harder they fall" in the joke forum



posted on Jan, 31 2011 @ 01:30 PM
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reply to post by BadBoYeed
 


I know, your right, spur of the moment thing, sorry



posted on Jan, 31 2011 @ 01:36 PM
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reply to post by jonskie
 


Orbiting



posted on Jan, 31 2011 @ 01:37 PM
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Something interesting............ The other day, thought it would be funny to blow a fart and blame it on my girlfriend, well, slapped me in the mouth and an hour later I realized I gave my self a hemrhoid. Not good.

Its not a conspiracy!
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posted on Jan, 31 2011 @ 01:39 PM
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Are there any to have come yet??? Close that is



posted on Jan, 31 2011 @ 01:47 PM
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Scuooooo !

You and your wife are not interesting people. In fact your obviously so bored with yourselves you have to laugh at others. This thread is only evidence that you're also a bit demented and lacking any compassion. Carry on.
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Tactiz86

I'm think'in your wife should've closed her fist.
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posted on Jan, 31 2011 @ 01:49 PM
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So far quite interesting, I am just waiting for somebody to have some video footage of Mubarak boarding the Dome Of The Rock UFO, flying to Nibiru, handing out flyers asking for help to liquidate the masses



posted on Jan, 31 2011 @ 01:50 PM
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Your welcome.



posted on Jan, 31 2011 @ 01:54 PM
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If dying is my biggest problem of the day I guess I really have no worries to worry about.



posted on Jan, 31 2011 @ 02:01 PM
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Originally posted by randyvs
reply to post by jonskie
 


Scuooooo !

You and your wife are not interesting people. In fact your obviously so bored with yourselves you have to laugh at others. This thread is only evidence that you're also a bit demented and lacking any compassion. Carry on.
edit on 31-1-2011 by randyvs because: (no reason given)


Tactiz86

I'm think'in your wife should've closed her fist.
edit on 31-1-2011 by randyvs because: (no reason given)


So's your face



posted on Jan, 31 2011 @ 02:14 PM
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Originally posted by jonskie
So's your face


At least we know about the trolls and there capacity for thinking. No wonder the ptb do not listen to most people.



posted on Jan, 31 2011 @ 02:16 PM
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Actually, I think I said "girlfriend". You seem to be a little up-tight. Smile much? Damn son

Randyvs

edit on 31-1-2011 by Tacticz86 because: lifeless soul



posted on Jan, 31 2011 @ 02:24 PM
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Originally posted by Tacticz86
Actually, I think I said "girlfriend". You seem to be a little up-tight. Smile much? Damn son


Well said Tacticz!



posted on Jan, 31 2011 @ 04:29 PM
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Once I saw the title, I had to add this.





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