This is new information for me... Im not posting this to make fun of Scientologists, its just a cool story for me... and it should be.. because its
made by no less then the founder of Scientology and science fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard, the dictator of the "Galactic Confederacy, but to high
ranked scientologists this is the real deal and their great secret.
Most of the Scientologists who work in their Dianetics* centres and so called "Churches" of Scientology do not know this story since they are
not allowed to hear it until they reach the secret "upper" levels of Scientology. It may take them many years before they reach this level if they
ever do. The ones who do know it are forced to keep it a secret and not tell it to those people who are joining Scientology.
Once upon a time (75 million years ago to be more precise) there was an alien galactic ruler named Xenu. Xenu was in charge of all the planets in this
part of the galaxy including our own planet Earth, except in those days it was called Teegeeack.
Now Xenu had a problem. All of the 76 planets he controlled were overpopulated. Each planet had on average 178 billion people. He wanted to get rid of
all the overpopulation so he had a plan.
Xenu took over complete control with the help of renegades to defeat the good people and the Loyal Officers. Then with the help of psychiatrists he
called in billions of people for income tax inspections where they were instead given injections of alcohol and glycol mixed to paralyse them. Then
they were put into space planes that looked exactly like DC8s (except they had rocket motors instead of propellers).
These DC8 space planes then flew to planet Earth where the paralysed people were stacked around the bases of volcanoes in their hundreds of billions.
When they had finished stacking them around then H-bombs were lowered into the volcanoes. Xenu then detonated all the H-bombs at the same time and
everyone was killed.
The story doesn't end there though. Since everyone has a soul (called a "thetan" in this story) then you have to trick souls into not coming back
again. So while the hundreds of billions of souls were being blown around by the nuclear winds he had special electronic traps that caught all the
souls in electronic beams (the electronic beams were sticky like fly-paper).
After he had captured all these souls he had them packed into boxes and taken to a few huge cinemas. There all the souls had to spend days watching
special 3D motion pictures that told them what life should be like and many confusing things. In this film they were shown false pictures and told
they were God, The Devil and Christ. In the story this process is called "implanting".
When the films ended and the souls left the cinema these souls started to stick together because since they had all seen the same film they thought
they were the same people. They clustered in groups of a few thousand. Now because there were only a few living bodies left they stayed as clusters
and inhabited these bodies.
As for Xenu, the Loyal Officers finally overthrew him and they locked him away in a mountain on one of the planets. He is kept in by a force-field
powered by an eternal battery and Xemu is still alive today.
That is the end of the story. And so today everyone is full of these clusters of souls called "body thetans". And if we are to be a free soul then
we have to remove all these "body thetans" and pay lots of money to do so. And the only reason people believe in God and Christ was because it was
in the film their body thetans saw 75 million years ago.