Someone asked me recently "Where do you see ATS in 50 years".
The only way I could answer that was by thinking of where all of us would be in 50 years.
So in short this is my salute/prediction for all of you.
vanished into the skies
hit the lotto and bought the recipe to surge and moved to a secret island.
is still here but in an android body after challenging a bear to a fight hopelessly drunk.
has won ever award and contest the board offers.
Skeptic and Simon
are passed on but did leave the board in the hands of the Kano
. The jury is still out on whether that was a bad move
or not seeing as much of the staff has been forced to receive "the chip"
is still down with the clown but not as much as his youth.
has 100,000 posts.
is in retreat slowly transcribing and translating the Three Word Story which at this point is in complete hyroglyphics and
Intrepid , Phoenix and Black Jackal
are caught in a black matter second debate dimension where time stands still and they slug it out in
debates waiting for Jonna
to finally open the gateway hidden under his answering machine.
is in charge of running echelon.
had himself digitized and put into an old copy of Hack and experienced pure nirvana until Masked Avatar
noticed someone left a
playstation on while he is secretly stealing from the company supply office and decides to shut it off.
is well you guessed it:
is running around Kmarts in America dressed as Captain America and picking on foreigners.
was arrested on drug charges along with Dunkleskates and Baked
and is languishing in RX84 under the careful watch of
goes postal when ATS releases rings as the hidden prize in "ATS Cereal quote : " all that damn work for nothing!"
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shot Ted Turner in a duel and now owns CNN.
finally benched pressed a pickup.
is now a hard core souther baptist.
is in heavy lawsuits with ATS for stealing the idea of ATS news channel as he introduced in this thread.
is now 65 but still too young for Infinite to hit on , just yanking your chain old boy.
Is in control of the Department of Corrections in Texas and is currently throwing the switch at a live execution.
And Me Agent47?
Beats me, you guys can fill in that blank.
Takes the advice of the secession thread. Buys his own private island and applys for sovereign nation status under the name "new
america the country not for sissy's, presented by budweiser."
Violates several UN resolutions and declares war on Zaire out of the blue.
Jetsetter, Zedd, and Darklanser, and Kinglizard
take their ultra cool photoshop techniques to create a cutting edge graphic design firm, but
experience a hostile takeover at the hands of the Maytag-McDonalds-Whirlpool-Raytheon-Lockheed Martiin corporation known in shorts as DISNEY.
DISNEY raids the offices with storm troopers and attack dogs.
In the words of Iron Maiden, the four "Run to the Hills", and continue their work somewhere in the Alps.
finally formed a cult.
The River Goddess
....JOINED it INSTANTLY.
runs DISNEY: See jetsetter.
shocks everyone by marrying a girl named Monico. Yes Monico.
agrees to build me a fully working Robojesus. Gains sentience and destroys much of Mexico.
finally found out where Colonel lived, drove to his house, and right as he reached to press the door bell realized he had lost all
Urinates in the mail box and runs away.
is serving a 5-10 year sentence for actually trying to cook someone in white wine sauce.
is the cellmate of NC after brutally beating a fat man at a 7/11. quote " He had it coming, #@%$# fat kids!"
is still on ATS braggin about how super duper uber old school his registration date is, and yet still no one cares even 50 years
after the fact.
fell into bottomless void months ago and is not expected back anytime soon.
learns the horrifying truth about Wackenhut and General Electric, but dissapears shortly there after.
is ironically the Iraqi minister of truth, IE the new baghdad bob.
is still the #1 Girls of Glory wrestler even though she retired. Go figure.
The Blade Runner
is still banned.
is the newest member of ATS right before the server crashes due to the sheer size of modern user
is still special. And still Asian.
went just one prank to far and took the whole BTS cruise ship with him.
unfortunately got tread on by a freak cattle stampeed outside Detroit. :shk:
would still be posting if he hadn't mixed up the passwords to his record 50 usernames created through various bannings.
is receiving social security on the West Coast. Sell out.
is revealed to be Brazilliaan. What a cruel lie for all those years. :shk:
falls alseep at the missile silo and accidently quote "lets one go". Although thousands in Micronesia die, Ivan avoids
punishment by doing the Steve Urkel " did I do that?", warming over everyones heart.
Who? That is the question still being asked 50 years from now.
sued by Decipher for manufacturing bootleg Star Wars CCG cards. Flees to the moon on his "spaceship" (Read: Boxcar on the edge
receives a police beating and realizes they aren't good.
true to his name beats the current Jeoprady winner, breaking his 2000 game win streak.
was right all a long. (Read: Were screwed!!! )
out front and leading by example as a High School guidance counselor.
mugged at knife point by a newb she was attempting to greet. You dont want to mess with SK8rgirlzzz423XXX 01=XX.
gets hoaxed by a African Mail Order Money Scam.
We all run into John Titor. Who knew?!
makes his 1000th post in 2054.
is the new Milli Vanilli.
is the lonliest number while 4
is still a jerk.
hits a hole in one.
at the ripe old age of 83 discovers that ATS can be cured by sleeping but is too tired to tell anyone or reach the toilet for that
is the Incredible Hulk of the 2050. Now we know him as the guy who went from 6Ft 150 lbs to 185, but by 2054 he is 7FT 10IN when
standing upright (the weight of his pectorals has resulted in a spinal curve) and 302 LBS of solid muscle.
Well Im out of my creative juices right now, and if I missed you on the list dont feel bad you will be on there eventually.
[Edited on 13-7-2004 by Agent47]
[Edited on 14-7-2004 by Agent47]