Increase in Head and Neck Cancers Tied to Oral Sex: (just great.....)

Well - At least there's more oral sex.

Now are these just statistics or do they have any phone numbers?

This should re-start the Circumcisim debate!!!

I wonder why this increase in such cancers 'has to be' due to oral sex? And yes, I even like the sounds of those words

Why couldn't this rise in such cancers be due to the chemical cocktails and use of Fruit Pulp as faux-tobacco that were not present in earlier generations?

Lastly, off topic... I noted all the one-liner replies.. Tsk Tsk relative newbies.. at a minimum a 2nd line is required.

Originally posted by Tayesin
I noted all the one-liner replies.. Tsk Tsk relative newbies.. at a minimum a 2nd line is required.

Like when it says "Before you reply, make every post matter" and people still write one liners...they just add "second line".
Had I known adding "second line" made everything more important I would have added it to my school papers

But sometimes you can summarize what you want to say in a very short sentence...still we should all go by the rules. So, sorry for the one liners and this off topic post

Increase in Head and Neck Cancers Tied to Oral Sex: (just great.....)

Cancer is Nowhere near as bad as the Unthinkable things my girlfreind will do to me if i tell her she's "Not getting any"


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Now that our daughters can access the Cervical Cancer vaccines.....we have this increased HPV Cancers and most of you are taking it lightly.

Circumcisim should be put back on the table. Some of us know what lurks beneath a uncircumcized willy and most of you don't want to hear it but it's true no matter how clean you think you are. Guess what, you're not!

Its not from radiation from dental x-rays and TSA scanners...

it HAS to be from SOMEWHERE ELSE !!!

I read in Reader's Digest today that drinking a cup of coffee a day drastically cuts down on these types of cancer. Not decaf though. Something to do with the caffeine.

Originally posted by IamAbeliever
Great! Hope my wife doesn't read this article!

I have a headache!
I'm too tired!
The kids will be home soon.
It causes cancer!!

Just what she needs. Another excuse to add to the already growing list of lame ones.
And will it cause cancer if she

?

Bummer for you dude,.
Mine is just the opposite,. cant keep her from thinking about it,.
And hard to believe, but it gets old,..
the pressure of being on call for the nymphet

I am suprised this really has become an issue,.
It was not an issue for us teens,. and I'm in the 40's
Now sex causes cancer,. well It would be too late to worry now

reply to post by anon72


I have to ask this...
Is this a play thread,or a serious one?
If it is a play thread I will join in.
Since there seems to be a problem with oral sex
causing cancer,has anyone considered using a
vacuumn cleaner hose?
A shop vac could make a world of difference.
1.Larger hose connection
2.No mess or fuss
3.You don't have to buy dinner first
4.It won't drink all of your beer
5.You don't have to have pillow talk afterwards
6.It won't call you everyday wanting another date
7.It's ready when you are,no more hours wasted
waiting for the woman to get down to business
So,go out and buy your own "date Vac"at any of your
local home improvement stores.Remember,to buy
american!

reply to post by mamabeth
ouch,.
that is all I could imagine that to be,
ouch

OK, fallacy(pun intended) or not, this is what's in Feb. 2011 Reader's Digest on Pg. 24. No link, it's not online yet. I have to type.

+COFFEE: Drink a cup or more every day may cut your risk of some types of head and neck cancers, according to an analysis of nine studies. Decaf doesn't do the trick; neither does tea.

reply to post by anon72


Whenever i see one of these articles i think to myself how nearly everything can cause cancer in one way or another, even just stepping outside for too long.

Your distress is unfounded though, it seems to me, since in the article they do not mention putting any restrictions on oral sex. It seems to me that it's just an article stating "Hey! Look what we found!"

I remember reading somewhere that one may be genetically predisposed ot have cancer. So one way or another, no matter how healthy you live, how isolated you are, you will probably still develop cancer.

reply to post by mamabeth


Using a vacuum cleaner is equivalent to a woman using a large fork.

Originally posted by IamAbeliever
Great! Hope my wife doesn't read this article!

I have a headache!
I'm too tired!
The kids will be home soon.
It causes cancer!!

Just what she needs. Another excuse to add to the already growing list of lame ones.
And will it cause cancer if she

?

Have you ever thought that maybe you can use these excuses on HER?

Oh, right, cause you're ALWAYS up for some oral sex, or maybe you just forgot that it goes both ways?

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Bah... sounds like a bunch of black magic to me. Next thing you know they will tell us we have to wear a condom.


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