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We are promoting sex and masturbation. Yes! Yes! Yes!

Originally posted by tempesillest

DUDE COME ON. you have been here on ATS for long enough to know that everyone here is the "chosen one".

Damn does this mean i have to get a new job....Is there very much oppurtunity for former chosen ones out there...and what happens when GOD gets sacked.

reply to post by LadySkadi


Ok we don't need God to answer where all the bunnies went....my friends Italian mother used to make the best rabbit stew when i was a kid....but we were never allowed to play with the bunnies.....

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You should already know what my question is....

So I'll just ask for the outcome...

Will I win the "Prize" I have sought for several years?

Originally posted by arpgme
reply to post by Americanist

 

We are promoting sex and masturbation. Yes! Yes! Yes!

lol... In certain circles it's being promoted you hold onto sexual energy in order to unlock potential. Although I'm a Scorpio, so the former is a huge temptation for me!

any question? ok then... Gog.cough God can i borrow a few thousand..... wait make that a few billion $$$ oh and your car???


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Originally posted by arpgme
Hello, I'm going to be channeling and receiving answers from God/Universe now so goodbye...


We are not hear to convince you or anything. We are not hear to teach you of anything. We are have for the joy of being here and for the pleasure of answering your questions. Now, have you any questions?

why does god allow those who channel him to write with bad grammar, knowing that this in itself will create scepticism in the most dilligant of believers?



-B.M

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Hear Hear... I'm a big fan of yours btw!

I have never seen so many blasphemous statements and childlike responses. I # on all of you. You embarrass me, ATS and yourself. You are not worthy of a response from God.

Originally posted by thewanger
I have never seen so many blasphemous statements and childlike responses. I # on all of you. You embarrass me, ATS and yourself. You are not worthy of a response from God.

I'm sure God has a sense of humor like this creation along with a pristine ear for sarcasm.


Now you can go outside and play hide and go # yourself!

Originally posted by arpgme
Hello, I'm going to be channeling and receiving answers from God/Universe now so goodbye...


We are not hear to convince you or anything. We are not hear to teach you of anything. We are have for the joy of being here and for the pleasure of answering your questions. Now, have you any questions?

Can you tell me what is my job/mission/lesson to learn here, in this life?
I'd truly appreciate it!

Thank you.

Originally posted by thewanger
I have never seen so many blasphemous statements and childlike responses. I # on all of you. You embarrass me, ATS and yourself. You are not worthy of a response from God.

well I find logic and rationality usually serve as a pretty good umbrella so you do not bother me.
Poo to your hearts content brother.

Have a nice day
-B.M

What happens to ours soals after we die....

I have some more questions for god:

Is K. the right girl for me?

Will I ever have an OBE?

Which super-natural powers will I be able to manifest/unfold the most easily?

...and just to check the accuracy of your answers:

What can you say about the geographical area I live in? (as in continent/country/language/culture)

Thanks!

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Hi God,
I want to enlighten (know what/who i am and live that freedom) RIGHT NOW. I dont want to wait for that.. Is that possible? Can u help me now?
If i can not enlighten right now...why does my free will not function in real time or in other words: what is free will worth if i made choices before this life and can not change them now. FREEDOM NOW !

Alright then,
How old am I?
what make is my father's car?

-Naeem

You too?

Where are my glasses ? I took them off to put my reading glasses on, and they have vanished, they are the gold coloured ones, with the broken arm. Help me and I will truly believe !

How do you spell Supercalifragilisticexpealadocious?

Why only eighty years?

Why do I have teats?

Where are the keys to my lawnmower?

Originally posted by arpgme

Originally posted by starwarsisreal
well i'm wondering who is my future girl/wife and future parents in law and how I met them ? Give physical description, ethnicity, accent and nationality

(Oh to prove that your real describe what I look like)

edit on 20-1-2011 by starwarsisreal because: (no reason given)

Your future is what you alter it to be. Take your mind off of it and be happy and this person will be recognized in your life. You look like the beautiful human creature that you were made to be, from our perspective.

Ah yes, the usual vague, all encompassing response we've come to expect from self proclaimed fruit loop false messiah's.

Nothing to see here folks...move along...