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My salad just disapeared into thin air!

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posted on Jan, 19 2011 @ 04:28 PM
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I'm not kidding. I just bought a salad, set it on the couter, went upstairs, came back down and it's gone.

No one else is in the house. I know exactly where the salad was at. I'm very upset because it was delicious and now I'm hungry.


Anyone else experience ghost salad theives before?




posted on Jan, 19 2011 @ 04:29 PM
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I'm very upset because it was delicious and now I'm hungry.



If it WAS delicious...then you must of ate it...and I call LIES!!!!!!


Or you have a vegan ghost...take your pick.



posted on Jan, 19 2011 @ 04:30 PM
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Sir, this is no joking matter. How would you feel if you got your salad stolen? I know it's delicious because I got it just the way I like it: with extra anchovies.


Originally posted by OutKast Searcher
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Or you have a vegan ghost...take your pick.



posted on Jan, 19 2011 @ 04:36 PM
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He he he he .... snort... ha ha ha... Slimer's on a diet!



posted on Jan, 19 2011 @ 04:37 PM
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yeah, but what ghost would want of all things a salad? a salad?

if i have been dead for a year or two, and was hungry i would be haunting KFC


mmmmmmmmmmm



posted on Jan, 19 2011 @ 04:37 PM
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You haven't seen any suspicious characters like this around have you?


But seriously, missing salad is strange. Any feelings of missing time? Maybe someone is trying to pull a fast one on ya. Let us know if you find out what happened.

spec
ETA: Talk about synchronistic! SDog and me were on the same wavelength at the same time! Jung would be proud

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posted on Jan, 19 2011 @ 04:38 PM
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posted on Jan, 19 2011 @ 04:45 PM
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posted on Jan, 19 2011 @ 04:46 PM
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Originally posted by speculativeoptimist

ETA: Talk about synchronistic! SDog and me were on the same wavelength at the same time! Jung would be proud


I knew the blame the dog cabal was coming with their nefarious accusations and clearly photoshopped evidence ... thusly I posted mine as an example of such evilness. Obviously I was too late!



posted on Jan, 19 2011 @ 04:52 PM
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Obviously I was too late!

Or just in time SDog! I joined the ranks of "blame the dog" cabal after setting a large pizza fresh out of the oven and onto the table, when the phone rang. It was a telemarketer so I quickly ended the call and when I turned around, there was a giant trail of cheese and marinara from the kitchen to the living room and by the time I intervened, it was too late! My dog scarfed the whole thing, as if she new she had to be fast, or lose it!
Beware of the dog gang known as WGEIIYNL -We're gonna eat it if you're not looking!


spec
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posted on Jan, 19 2011 @ 05:00 PM
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lol, stop editing before i finish ... i am confusing myself.


now ... I need pepper ...


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posted on Jan, 19 2011 @ 05:26 PM
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mmmmmmmmmm Salad, oh I checked your email you got a bill from the power company

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posted on Jan, 19 2011 @ 06:51 PM
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Could someone else have stolen it? One time we had a 3 Gallon Busket of Ice Cream and over half of it went missing during the afternoon. Turns out my cousin who lives next door brought a big bowl and stole it!



posted on Jan, 19 2011 @ 08:24 PM
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No dog's to speak of unless it was Sdog.



Seriously, I still haven't found it, and the door was locked. I retraced my steps and everything.


I hope ET enjoys his salad.



posted on Jan, 19 2011 @ 08:28 PM
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Originally posted by v1rtu0s0
No dog's to speak of unless it was Sdog.




Surprise surprise ... It just had to be davespanners!!!
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posted on Jan, 19 2011 @ 09:47 PM
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Ghost prank
I bet it will show up in your plastic bowl cabinet.
I've had cases of things walking in the past.
It used to piss me off to no end.



posted on Jan, 19 2011 @ 09:51 PM
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The fun part?

v1rt will NEVER post the "Well I found this really moldy salad in my ______" thread which should follow this one. I guess it's easier to say ghosts or aliens did it than to say "So, the salad was actually in my sock drawer the whole time."


~Heff



posted on Jan, 19 2011 @ 10:33 PM
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I eat alot of salad.

There's many leftover bowls of salad in my fridge.

Perhaps my fridge has hence become some kind of "salad vortex".

There are bits of broccoli, half a tomato, half a green pepper, olives, and 3 kinds of lettuce in there.

I will question them thoroughly in the AM. Might be some 'alien' salad hiding out in my fridge.

Presently - there is a cardboard cylinder containing not only Ben - but Jerry also - trapped in my freezer - they are coated with cinnamon and begging to be LET OUT!

So, I have to do that first.

Will question salad components thoroughly later.



posted on Jan, 20 2011 @ 09:25 PM
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"Thin air" meaning "the thin air inside of the cavity of your mouth?" You ate it.

Are you taking Ambien?



posted on Jan, 20 2011 @ 09:27 PM
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Do you know how much ectoplasmic energy would be needed to make a salad completely disappear?

I'd be more likely to believe that you saw a figure of a ghost near your salad, than believe that it just totally disappeared.



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