If You Were Abducted By ET What Questions Would You Ask Them?

1. Where are we?

2. Why did you abduct me?

3. Can we go to the moon?

4. Where's the book called "The Book We Give To Humans to Answer All of Their Simple Questions" (T.B.W.G.H.A.A.T.S.Q)

5. Can you inject me with a substance that will make me immortal and anything i type into the micro computer that you put in my brain happen?

First I would say "dang you woodchucks, quit chucking my wood" assuming certain things might be happening at the time of the abduction. Then when they looked at me in puzzlement, and then each other, not understanding what I was trying to tell them.....I would start laughing, and then start a mutually beneficial dialouge.....

I would ask him about his obvious addiction to Reeses Pieces and if he would barter my Reeses Pieces to go back in time to create an alternate ending to the movie.

Really though..

Have you been here since the beginning of time?
Do you have the cure for cancer?
How many worlds have humanlike inhabitants?
Are you here to save or destroy?

They would probably throw me off the ship to shut me up.

i would ask if trance music comes from them, and to take me everywhere and every possible time

Will You let it drop about the office party, i thought you were in fancy dress.

I knew one day you would come back, crawling on your hands and knees, begging for forgiveness..Well its too late, ive found someone else.

I dunno. Probably something along the lines of, "Could you get that probe out of my butt?"

Must you ware that god awful dress every time we meet.

Must you ware that god awful dress every time we meet.

Good E.T.s radiate pure love and you feel ecstatic and energized in their presence. Bad E.T.s radiate pure terror and you feel horrifying fear in their presence. Angels and Demons are real. You need to orient your ways so that they resonate with the energy of love. Avoid fear based situations. Trust me, being in the presence of angels is like being dropped into the peak of an ecstatcy trip, but better. And you don't want to see what a demon is like.

Where have you been for the last seven years, you said you were just nipping to the shop, for a loaf of bread.

Why do birds fall down from the sky, Every time you pass by. Just like me, they long to be, close to you.

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I would ask... Why did you leave rogertom here when you last left? Clearly he is one of yours!!

I am only teasing. You were just having too much fun.