Who Is God?

A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"

"Both son. God is both."

After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"

"Both son, both."

The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"

no i bet he is up with god rite now!! ne way good joke

douglas adams i think,

did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac?

he stayed up all night wondering if there was a Dog....