I'm A New Ager

This just in...I was Justinian.
And now here's the Galactic Federation...with their latest spaceship.

I'm a New Ager.

These Indigo children have not been sent...so much as I brought them all in.
My soul opens up portals and sh$%.

Watch me channel an angel for a while....oh wait, that's a reptile, never-mind.
Just watch as the New Age movement begins to decline...watch as it starts to die.

I'm A New Ager

Don't worry , everything's fine...love and light.

I'm A New Ager this time.

It's the new age of the blind.

This decline is in my mind's eye. Satire is fine.

I'm a New Ager this time.