My Favorite Emoticons

Hello Above Top Secretions, thought I would share my favorites and explain what they convey to me.

I for one encourage the use of more of these, and was disappointed to see our list on the right shortened after the changeover...Emoticons enhance your ATS experience if used correctly.

(if you want to use one of these use the "quote" button to read the corresponding BBCode...or go to this wonderful thread HERE )

Let's start with my #1, the simple

this is the ultimate smart alec laugh and can be worked into most posts, it usually pisses people off

Here's a good one to show that extra bit of anger towards the topic, or perhaps that nimrod poster that's gotten under your skin

Let's discuss this one. I find it of no value, and I think it's the goatee. Meh.

Use this one when you want to make your point appeal to the masses For example,

Yes, I too am amazed with the great work of Sorcha Faal

This one helps me put an extra emphasis on the end of a question

This one comes in handy when trying to suck up to your favorite Mod

Here's one for all of you that are squeamish

Another one in the Family - - - -

There's a few expert posters out there that deserve the occasional

And some of my ATS buddies deserve a especially if they hang out in Chat...

And here's a few more at random:





:bnghd:

:bash:









:w:





And finally, here's to this crappy thread not leading me down this path - - -

You rock. and so do I...

When I feel like ranting...

For when my friends are feeling low...

And when they're feeling REALLY down:

Sometimes I really "step in it"...

And sometimes I just need to give someone a wedgie.

For when I'm overwhelmed with excitement.

When trying to appear innocent.

In the midst of "thread silence"

Ans when something just cracks me up so much, I can't stop laughing!

For birther threads (and others that come up again and again)

And my personal favorite. When what I just said might get me in trouble.

reply to post by Signals


Who can forget everybody's favorite smiley: PBJTIME



This little guy has unlimited uses.

He can be used to show general silliness alone or as a group.





Notice how talented he is; no matter how many you add, they all dance in syncronicity with each other. Totally awesome in my book.

He also has that whole phallic symbolism thingy going for him. It comes in handy when you want to insinuate something dirty but, don't want to come right out and say it:

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OH yeah! That girl makes my babana wanna dance!

By combining with another smiley, he can also be used in that context to show how impressed you are by some the size or skill one shows in using their phallic member.

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Holy cow!, That guy, Billy Penn is one hell of a man!


And if the whole phallic thing doesn't impress you, he still posesses the greatest skill of all time: He can dodge bullets like a Sinaju master.

Just watch this demonstration here:

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And even close up, there's no hitting this guy!




The PBJTIME guy, there's just nothing else that can compare.

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reply to post by FortAnthem


There's one in every crowd:
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reply to post by kinda kurious


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there's always one show off as well....

reply to post by tribewilder


Stop you are killing me from laughter. I am wordless and soiled myself.

I just went: