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Warning Label for ATS- MUST READ BEFORE USE

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posted on Jan, 15 2011 @ 10:34 PM
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ATS should have warning labels on it.


****************************WARNING***********************************

ATS may be extensively abused. Extreme psychological dependence and severe social disabilities have resulted. Abuse of these sites may casue a SUDDEN MENTAL BREAKDOWN. Symptoms of everday use is as follows;

* May cause Suspicion and Paranoia
* Nervousness and Anxiety
* Insomnia
* Fear
* Confusion or Loss of Memory
* Depression, feeling of "awakeness" when everyone around you is not
* Agression and Irritablility
* Addiction
* Panic States
* Motor Ticks or Twitches
* Personality Changes
* Sweating
* Loss of Appetite or Anorexia
* Headaches
* Vivid Dreams commonly mistaken for prophecy
* A Loss Touch of Reality feeling
* Red Eyes
* Disturbing Hallucinations; Common hallucinations being reported of are being Abucted by Extraterrestrials
* Reality will look different to you


The last dose of ATS should be used several hours before bedtime to prevent insomnia. This is to be used with food to prevent anorexia. Only use once or twice a day. Nervousness goes away gradually and loss of appetite returns so that weight loss is rarely dangerous. If rapid pulse, paranoia or panic states occur, step away from the computer.


It is possible to build up a tolerance to ATS, which means the person using needs to take larger doses to achieve the same effect. Over time, the body and mind might come to depend on ATS just to function normally. The person craves this site and their psychological dependence makes them panic if access is denied, even temporarily.

Withdrawal symptoms can include mental confusion, panic attacks, crankiness and nightmares. Some people experience a pattern of "binge crash" characterized by using continuously for several days without sleep, followed by a period of heavy sleeping.

Use with CAUTION and AT YOU'R OWN RISK. Only to be used with mentally SANE people. Please stop use if you have the following disorders;

* Schizophrenia
* Severe Despression
* Extreme Paranoia

Haha sorry, I'm really bored and a little tipsy. Good or a complete fail?




posted on Jan, 15 2011 @ 10:37 PM
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* Vivid Dreams commonly mistaken for prophecy


lmao!!! funny funny



posted on Jan, 15 2011 @ 10:48 PM
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That was funny! You know inevitably though there are probably going to be some who fail to see that... For them I have plenty of Codiene to make them a bit more cheerful!

*QUEUE HERE PLEASE*



posted on Jan, 15 2011 @ 10:50 PM
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I was grinning the whole time. WIN!



posted on Jan, 15 2011 @ 11:17 PM
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looking back on the last weeks threads - it is now my conclusion that ` ATS syndrome ` causes certain people to believe that EVERY event however mundane , insignificant or issolated - is a conspiracy in its own right , or part of a larger conspiracy



posted on Jan, 15 2011 @ 11:32 PM
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how do you know-twitches? I don't know what your talking about but good warning anyway even if you are tipsy



posted on Jan, 16 2011 @ 12:17 AM
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I will just add...

Your laundry will pile up.
Your dishes will pile up.
When your husband asks about dinner you'll ask him if his hands are broke.



posted on Jan, 16 2011 @ 06:01 AM
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So true....



posted on Jan, 16 2011 @ 08:40 AM
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HAHA!! Well done
well I ticked off 13/19 of these that I've felt from time to time. woe to me. at least I'm honest
and I have 0/3 of the disorders as far's I know...

100points of awesomness to you innervision0730



posted on Jan, 16 2011 @ 08:45 AM
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The only symptom i have is finding truths.

Finding truths can really shock your system alot. I mean real truths not the ones on the net for most part.

Paranoia saved my life, and kept me from alot worse situation than i am even in now, so how is it bad?



posted on Jan, 16 2011 @ 10:54 AM
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Forgot one "My lead to panic sex"

edit on 16-1-2011 by hillbilly4rent because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 16 2011 @ 11:03 AM
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Haha I like that one!




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