BACON!!! ATS Chat And The Cult of BACON!

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Ahhhh poetry!!!!!!

OH YEA!!!!!!

Apparently my sworn life nemesis, Fred Phelps has become aware of this thread, as evidenced here:



Well Fred... Well played... and here is my retort...







And if you, Sir, are not down with bacon salvation - then watch out cuz:



~Heff

The Power of Bacon

You are getting very, very sleepy....

Dear God it's come to this... I'm posting a cat pic.... I feel such profound shame...

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OH NO!! now im wanting as BACONATOR with all BACON! You evil evil man!! how dare you bring up the MEAT of the Greek Gods! Such salty,crispy goodness should not be so casually tossed around.

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THAT is the best one I've ever seen!!! I'm snagging that to make an avatar!

Heff as a child :



What heff dances naked to in front of the full length mirror. ( Yeah, I was stalkin') OR what Heff would be like if he was a fit, hot black dude and not an old mean bacon butt white dude.





Let me admit here.. this woman makes me want to hammer punch her in the face and stomp on her throat.. but the folks on the street eating bacon sluts chocolate covered bacon are fun.

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