BACON!!! ATS Chat And The Cult of BACON!

lmao i love that budweiser commercial... about bacon wraped in bacon wraped in chicken wraped in bacon... i call it sdkcjscc (i dont understand what the guy says) ..

LOOK!!! UP IN THE SKY!!! IT'S A BIRD!!! IT'S A PLANE!!! NO, IT'S...

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BACONMAN!!!

Yes, it's Baconman! And he's here to fight crime and put a little sizzle into your day!!!

NOM NOM NOM

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Too much bread on that sammich...

...and not enough BACON!!!

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What a thread Heff!!!

Bacon is like a little strip of heaven to me, as long as it's smoked and crispy, i'm eating it.

Most bacon i ever saw was when i was in the military police, went take a statement about a food store robbery, when i came out my police car had been covered in bacon! Every inch of it.

Don't ask me where they got that much bacon from, but there was a lot. It was heartbreaking throwing it all away, if we hadn't had an audience i may well have sparked up a fire there and then and had myself a feast.

Funnily enough, my youngest daughter shouted to me from her bed earlier, "Daaaad....can we have a cooked breakfast in the morning?......AND DON'T FORGET THE BACON!!!

That's my girl

CX.

(drewl...slurp) Ok now this is a thread.(drewl...slurp) Ok I can feel my colesterol going up. I LOVE bacon. My buddy and I, once a year, make bacon weaves. (dreeeewl...slurp). Only once a year so retains it's special goody goodness(drewl...slurp) We take this to heart. We set a date and buy all the fatty crapy greatness and the filling...could be any thing from Italian sausages to mashed potatoes. We use our imagination. just thought I'd share(drewl...slurp)

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McDonald's FTMW!!!

*(For The Mc Win!)

Okay now yawl need to sit down for this one..

It seems that Sir Francis of Bacon... is THEM!!!

He is a full fledged Illuminati of the highest Order

Bacon resurrected the Rosicrucian Mystery school and the Freemasons

Francis Bacon & Secret Societies
www.themystica.com...

Bacon & The Rose Cross
www.crcsite.org...

Sir Francis Bacon AKA William Shakespeare
www.redicecreations.com...

So all the PTB run by the Illuminati Free Masons that everyone loves to hate...

Its all BACONS fault!!!

Camo Bacon.

The digital camo pattern applied to bacon helps it blend in with other, inferior meats:

Originally posted by Hefficide
reply to post by Tasty Canadian

 

Do not bring the heresy of Canadian bacon in here... We have our own brand of exorcism for those who dare to call ham as bacon!

~Heff

The Canadian Bacon, is not all we have up here, that's just back bacon. Utilizing more bacon possibilities. I call it miniature ham.

We also have the regular tasty Bacon strips, same as American Bacon, even Maple flavoured!
Also very good wrapped around scallops.
Or cooked well, and crumbled up over salads, baked tators, in sauces, in muffins.....
Thick cut, thin cut, side cut, back cut, we have it all

It appears that Hollywood has picked up on my story, so I can finally out myself and my powers....

[[[runs out of the room before the mods catch him]]]

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The Awesomeness of this simply CANNOT be overstated!!!

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EVIL ZAZZBOT sets fire to all the worlds Bacon!!!!!
Keeps the only worlds stash in secret bunker, throws a rasher sizzling into chat to see if she can lure Hefficide back to where he belongs.

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Alas poor Heff has been swallowed by Mod-dom and is lost to us forever... Even the lure of the smoky goodness of well cured bacon cannot bring him back to us now..

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