BACON!!! ATS Chat And The Cult of BACON!

as we can see by this video it has been in the works since at least the 80's though there is that story about legion but did'nt they all go jump off a cliff? anyways pay particular attention @.04-.07







had some in a bisquit with American cheese earlier and have noticed some good side effects, nothing abnormal, negative or of concern at this point just remember to cook thoroughly! there is a danger otherwise not everything is just from a weaker faith

No one knows exactly where she picked up the worm –- doctors said worms can come from eating undercooked pork or spread by people who don’t wash their hands after using the bathroom, according to the report. www.foxnews.com...

The cult of bacon is very strong in the south.

www.wrightbrand.com...

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it truly is the food of the gods.
c-ute singles prove this...

stand up and bacon!

So, since I loathe bacon, does that make me like Neo from the Matrix?

I will not eat it with a fox; I will not eat it in a box.

Mmmmm baaacon, arhll arhll...
Man those bacon gumballs cracked me up
Here's a little tribute to Bacon Addicts:


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Has anyone ever tried chocolate covered bacon yet? I heard it's the new hotness.

Chocolate Covered Bacon:

This must be dis-info!

As an initiated Magus of the cult of the sacred bacon-apple-pie, I can recognize when important information are withheld, and esoteric truth being presented in an unbalanced manner! Especially when it touches upon the secrets of all ages, that is encoded in everything we know!

Why is the apple connection not mentioned in this thread? It is the complementary half of bacon; to have one without the other - is to nourish the spirits of submission and lies. Judaism claims both bacon and apple is evil, Islam hates bacon, and in Christianity; apple is synonymous to sexuality...!

-Eve provided the apple, and Adam; the bacon!
The symbolism is clear - in the bible, replace the snake with bacon, then it makes sense -and is no longer evil!

Bacon alone is pure evil, apple alone is hell; both false religions!

Bacon and apple (as in -pie) is the manifestation of all that is good - the purpose of humanity - heaven on earth!


-addon:
Just after I wrote this post, I realized that I did not have any bacon in the fridge and became really depressed!
But aha! Behold ye lesser spirits of the fridge; it revealed itself to me; fresh baked bread with butter and bacon-softcheese, and a glass of apple'n'honey-juice!!

Amen!

Originally posted by elevatedone
You're wrong.

TATER TOTS RULE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It appears that the die has been cast.


The days that Baconers and Toters live in peace may be over.


Chatters...choose your side...and choose it well.


And remember....

They may take our lives...but they will never take....OUR BACOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!

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u should try bacon lettuce and CUCUMBER sandwiches. WOW.

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Let Elevatedone and his heretical totters come... We are prepared for this war!

We have put out the call for aid!



And our call has been answered!





Here are some inspirational words from a man who, I can assure you, NEVER ate a tot in his life...


If it is to be war... then let it be a swift, merciless, and decisive one.

~Heff

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More hours spent in the meditation of the holy meat and I have been blessed with the following revelations:











Mmmmmm BACON

~Heff

The advantages of bacon over christ are many and varied.

Cooking time for example, bacon takes but a few minutes while the preparation time alone for a crispy christ is in the hours.

Taste, Bacon is scrumptious both hot and cold, christ on the other hand only really tastes good straight from the oven.

Availability, bacon is available in most local supermarkets, a choice cut of christ is a hard thing to come by, most people only stock drumsticks at best

A tip for all of you ATS girls out there, if your tired of your man deserting you for the pleasures of bacon there ARE things you can do to Baconise your look.

The most obvious way to start of course is with the bacon dress!
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If that doesn't work then it's time to knock it up a notch and employ the Bacon hat
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And to compliment that your going to need some bacon nails!
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Once you've attracted the Bacon lover enough to draw him close your gonna have to hit him with the bacon perfume!
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Then when you have really got him hot you have to overcome the last problem, your lack of bacony taste, thats when you get the secret weapon out!!
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I hope you girls are writing this stuff down!!

Now that Heff's a mod, I fear Bacondom will takeover ATS.

Now Heffs a mod I shall be expecting applause for my contribution to Bacon awareness!

Wheres my applause Heff?? where?????

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damn! I feel fat just by looking at this thread, good job thought and maybe ill make me a bacon sandwich while the pounds add on.