Originally posted by Rising Against
Originally posted by a member who's name I can't remember anymore
I really do not like you. That is all.
Originally posted by feelingconnected
reply to post by Whateva69
I always thought UFO sighting was a bit like picking your nose. Lots do, but no one talks about it haha. ( now I'm starting to sound like a ats member haha)
Emergency services are dealing with the aftermath of an attack by Great White sharks on the world famous Bondi Beach, in Sydney, Australia yesterday. The incident left 13 people needing hospital treatment, with 26 others described by paramedics as "walking wounded"Police are said to be investigating why measures put in place to protect swimmers failed this time. It is alleged that as many as 8 sharks gathered in the shallows, about 100 yards from the shore, before moving out of the water onto the sand, where they set about beach patrons, roughing them up and rifling through pockets and bags. The marauding party spread across the beach sending a panicking crowd before them. Lifeguards called police to the incident, whereupon the Great Whites ran onto the beach road and up Campbell Parade. Five of the sharks were caught in the Eastgate Shopping Centre, trying to steal food from a large refuse bin. Sydney police say at least 3 sharks were seen in a stolen Holden Utility vehicle on the motorway heading south. Residents are asked to attack the sharks on sight, with whatever is to hand.
Originally posted by FortAnthem
From this thread:
Obama reads children book about himself
Originally posted by beezzer
reply to post by Partygirl
And the name of the book?
Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, and I'm From Kenya"
and from the other side of the isle...
Originally posted by TheWalkingFox
reply to post by Partygirl
Meanwhile I'm thinking, "golly, it's nice to have a president who can read!"
Betcha if three thousand Americans died while he was reading, he'd excuse himself immediately, too.
Great work guys!
Quality commentary, as always here on ATS.
Originally posted by Vaedur
I will warn all my 4 year old daughters stuffed animals why she is trying to make out with them, and tell them I"m sorry, hopefully it's just a faze.
Damn them all.
I think that would be great as well. Sometimes after drinking a responsible amount, I become confused and disorientated for some unknown reason. It would be nice not to read a whole thread again to see who I was trying to insult it a clever way.
Originally posted by MarioOnTheFly
I believe it is the infamous fecal demon...
I think your friend's toilet needs an exorcism
Originally posted by merkins
Originally posted by mahatche
why don't the testicles leave trails in the dirt behind them? maybe it's just a rock and not moving after all?
Do your testicles leave trails in the dirt behind them?
You need to go see a doctor urgently if that is the case. Either that or you have a bright future in the porn industry. I can see it up in lights.
"Testicular Trails The Return"
"Tales of Testicular Trails"
"Testicular Trails The Come Back"
Interesting photos OP but alas I fear all we are looking at are rocks. I'd absolutely love to be wrong and I do believe animal life could live in the quoted Martian conditions, let alone the true artian conditions whatever they are.
To the person stating radiation as proof against life, one word Tardigrade. You need to do some more research on Earth biology, let alone about how evolution has an ability to adapt lifeforms to prevailing conditions. Indeed I could even imagine a lifeform dependent on such radiation for their survival. We anthropomorphise and 'Earthify' far too much when thinking about other forms of life.
edit on 11-3-2013 by merkins because: (no reason given)
Originally posted by six67seven
reply to post by Bedlam
I think this 'strange material' is something we should all have in our BOB's.
Consider a scenario similar to that of The Terminator, the movie. After the machines attack and people begin to form groups to fight back, we can pool our 'strange material', set traps or throw it on the machines, engulfing and disabling them one by one.
Rise of the Humans!