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Originally posted by FortAnthem
Here's a great one:
Originally posted by SaturnFX
Originally posted by colbyforce
reply to post by SaturnFX
Chicks and their romantic crap. I hope ufos show up like people think they might. That would make me watch.
Chicks?
I am about as man as you can get. got the back hair to prove it
How often do you hear about folks using their back hair as evidence in a thread?edit on 4/11/11 by FortAnthem because: ETA: It came from thsi thread: www.abovetopsecret.com...&addstar=1&on=11049884#pid11049884
You claim we are all going to die. What proof do you have of this? Prove to me that we all will die.
Originally posted by Allis1
If that's the case, the world ended about a million times already, is ending in 2012, the crust of the earth is breaking free from the core and will spin independently from the planet, the sun and moon are out of their orbits and hurtling away from us, every star, plane, bird, flare in the sky is an Alien controlled UFO, magic is real, aliens live at area 51 with elvis, H.A.A.R.P. is beaming gay thoughts into your head, and Reptilian shape shifting alien vampires occupy all government positions of power.
My personal favorite, I've never laughed so hard than I did at that HAARP line
I could just imagine someone in denial of their sexuality trying to blame it on an external forceedit on 23-2-2011 by Allis1 because: personal interpretation
Originally posted by XXXN3O
reply to post by Whateva69
The funniest thread and opening post I have come across since joining ATS has to be this one here...
Hello people, I have decided to post you some information on something that is, at this present moment in time, terrifying me.
Over the last few months I have noticed a large increase in the amount of Squirrels we have around our estate. Now, I know what you might be doing and please, bear with me here. Since December last year the Squirrel population seems to have increased ten fold. I know that they are cute and, at the beginning, it was quite good to see all of these little guys running around. Now it is not good. I, and a couple of other people have noticed that they are getting a bit, um, violent. You know, moree aggressive than they ought to be. We're all running a bit scared around here and the local council has said it will be dealt with, but they aren't actually doing anything and they won't unless the problem spreads inside our homes. Incidentally one of my neighbours had some nesting in their loft, but of course after that was dealt with (a week and a half later after she called) nothing else was done for the rest of us,
We're wondering about taking the matter into our own hands but I'm the only one with something against that: I don't think I could handle hurting something so small and fluffy. I mean I'm over six foot tall but still, there are gentle giants.
Does anyone have anything that they would like to share, you know, to help out with this problem? I will take any comments on board.
Ramadwarf on terror
Infestation Thread AKA Evil Squirrel's
I had a right belly laugh reading through the posts etc.
edit on 24-3-2011 by XXXN3O because: (no reason given)
Originally posted by Snippy23
To be on the safe side, I think I'll just rule out having sex with shrimp from any time or dimension.
Thanks for the advice.
we need to start being open to recycled water.
fact is that all water is recycled, water you drink today could have been shat out by a dinosaur millions of years ago..
I know who you are Hidden hand,so please stop to persecute humans,stop to wash our brains..........I'm back and you know this very well.Better said we are back.It's not only a question of bloodline,it's a question of positive energy,
the one you hate...........AND YOU UNDERSTAND VERY WELL WHAT I MEAN.THE GAME WILL BE SOON OVER LET US FREE IN THE NAME OF LOVE.MADDA
we are still in midevil times as far as mentality goes
Originally posted by Misoir
The user shall remain anonymous:
You claim we are all going to die. What proof do you have of this? Prove to me that we all will die.
Originally posted by FortAnthem
You see, I was almost sold on this whole masonry thingy until I heard this part.
If the Freemason's aren't going to equip me with the skills to carve giant phallic symbols out of stone then I don't want to have anything to do with the order.
Pics already so we can decide if you are date-able or Net Beast.
Originally posted by OzWeatherman
Lysergics post to the girl looking for love on BTS
Pics already so we can decide if you are date-able or Net Beast.
Originally posted by loves a conspiricy
Bananna......Should the help vintage the second grass? A passionate vain runs a parallel champagne.
Thats what your post is saying to me....i dont understand what you are on about.
EDIT: Whoever flagged this....care to translate as you clearly understand what the OP is saying