I think I could respect this guy more than most LEOs, but maybe he should be sticking to "easier" crimes...
enforcing Seattle code such as this -
You may not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.
one may not spit on the bus.
or other crazy Washington state laws such as these-
No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold.
Destroying a beer cask or bottle of another is illegal.
It is illegal to entice girls away from the Maple Lane School for girls.
X-rays may not be used to fit shoes.
All lollipops are banned.
A law to reduce crime states: “It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police
as he is entering the town.
It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.
People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.
All motor vehicles must be preceded by a man carrying a red flag (daytime) or a red lantern (nighttime) fifty feet in front of said vehicle.
It is illegal to pretend that one’s parents are rich.
You are not allowed to breastfeed in public. (Repealed, 2001)
One may not spit on a bus.
When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed.
You cannot buy meat of any kind on Sunday.
Bremerton-You may not shuck peanuts on the street.
Everett- It is illegal to display a hypnotized or allegedly hypnotized person in a store window.
Lynden-Dancing and drinking may not occur at the same establishment.
THESE are the kinds of laws superheroes should be enforcing!!!!!
edit on 13-1-2011 by WJjeeper because: (no reason given)