posted on Jan, 12 2011 @ 02:25 AM
words women use very often that may or may not get you in to very very hot water with her.
FINE: this is the word women use at the end of any agrument in which women feel they are right, BUT need to shut you up .
NEVER use the word" fine" to describe how a woman looks
THIS will only cause more agruments
FIVE MINUITES : this is half an hour to 2 hours. its the equvialent to the five minites that you football going to last before you take out the trash
,so its an even trade .
NOTHING: if you ask her what is wrong and she says NOTHING this mean something and you should be on your toes.
NOTHING is usualy used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down and backwards .
"NOTHING" usualy signifies an argument that will last FIVE MINUTES and end with the word " FINE".
GO AHEAD ( normal eyebrows )--
this means " i give up " or do what you want because i dont care" YOu will get a raised eyebrow " GO ahead "in just a few minutes followed by A
NOTHING AND A FINE and she will talk to you in FIVE MINUTES when she cools off.
Loud sigh --- this is not actually aword ,
but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men . " A LOUD SIGH mean she thinks your are an idiot at that moment and wounder why she
is wasting her time standing here and agruing with you over "NOTHING:"
SOFT SIGH-- AGAIN not a word but a verbal statement , " soft sighs " are one of the few things that some men understand .
she is content .
your best bet is not to move or even breath and she will stay content .
THATS OKAY -- this is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man .
"THATS OKAY" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions for whatever it is that you have done ."THATS OKAY"
IS VERY VERY often used with the word "FINE" and used in coujunction with a rasied eyebrow "GO AHead" at some point in the near furture she has
plotted and planned , you are going to be in some mgihty big trouble .
"PLEASE DO "-- This is not a statment,it is an offer. a woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excues or reason you have for doing
whatever it is that you have done. you have a fair chance to tell the truth , so be carefull and you shouldnt get the "thats okay".
THANKS -- a woman is thanking you, do not faint , " just say your welcome "
"THANKS A LOT -- is much different from "THANKS "
a woman will say "THANKS A LOT " when she is really pissed off at you. it signifes that you have done something very wrong and will be followed by
the " LOUD SIGH" be carefull not to ask what is wrong after the " LOUD SIGH", as she will only tell you "NOTHING".