posted on Jan, 9 2011 @ 02:12 PM
reply to post by sunsettommy
Did you bring your tinfoil hat? You'll need it, otherwise go sit quiety at the entrance until someone on ats has constructed a proper one for you!
Dont touch anything and plug your ears until you are properly protected.
Lesson number 1!
Never forget your tinfoil hat, there is a lot of speculation and opinion here.
Lesson number 2!
Never forget lesson number 1!
Lesson number 3!
What is a tinfoil hat and what can it do for you?
A tin foil hat is a piece of headgear made from one or more sheets of aluminum foil or similar material. Alternatively it may be a conventional hat
lined with foil. One may wear the hat in the belief that it acts to shield the brain from such influences as electromagnetic fields, or against mind
control and/or mind reading; or attempt to limit the transmission of voices directly into the brain.
Lesson number 4!
Learn when to use your tinfoil hat!
As addendum to definition listed in lesson 3, you will need this tinfoil not only against the electomagnetic fields, mind control, mind reading and
subliminal transmissions, you will also need to block out the constant stream of bs spewed by certain members here.
Lesson number 5!
If you start to hear voices and start to agree with people, your tinfoil hat is no longer functioning properly, make a new one and get back into
perspective. Alternatively, you must always search for better materials to supplement new informational attacks. Foil works ok, but doesn't stop
everything, all of the the time. Search for new breakthroughs in tinfoil hat technology. Learn it, apply it properly and always use the proper lab
equipment and safety guidelines in the process. safety first!
Most all humor aside
welcome to ats. Don't bother learning here. You don't wanna learn here.
edit on 9-1-2011 by Nephalim because: Fun with welcomes
edit on 9-1-2011 by Nephalim because: (no reason given)