The Power of the Pope

Sarah Palin was visiting the Pope. She stood beside him before thousand of people and delivered a long speech championing her cause. At the end of her speech, the Pope leaned over to her and said "With one small gesture of my hand, I can cause all the people you see to rejoice. I can cause memories to be made that will last a lifetime, the television stations will broadcast it worldwide, and no one that is before you right now will ever forget it". Palin smiles at the pontiff, and declares she would like to see it and be able to participate in such an event. The pope takes his hand, and with one swift motion backhands her off the stage. The crowd roars.

reply to post by sykickvision


I got a better one.

Knock knock? Who's there? The pope. The pope who? The pope who supports and protects pedophiles.

Get it?

reply to post by DontLegalizeDecriminalize


I "got it" but didn't "get it" as I'm sure many choir-boys have.

reply to post by sykickvision


Hahaha, nothing like mocking a well respected religious official who is most likely a boy-hungry pedo himself to put a smile on your face.