reply to post by oswego
oswego, I can get you out of this...but you must do exactly as I say.
First, head to your local mall, don't worry we've been tracking you and know exactly where you're at right now. Then when you get there, walk
through the double doors to the north, go to the Abercrombe store on the 1st floor. To the right of the entrance when you walk in you will see men's
blazers. Grab the third one in on the hangers. It should be blue, striped, and moderately expensive. Buy this coat.
Leave the store, and make a right hand turn. Enter the Footlocker directly beside you. Go to the shoe stand display with the Nike's on them. You will
see a pair of Nike Jordans, black and white in color. Buy these in size 10. Do not put these shoes on. Just buy them, tip the salesman, and leave.
Now, leave Footlocker, across and to the right of you is Le Chateau. Enter the store, grab a shirt off the shelf, approach the saleswoman named
"Ashley" and ask to use a change room.
When you get to the change rooms at the back of the store, she will coo like a pigeon, you are to moo like a cow. This is the signal. She will leave
you in the change room and return with 3 different pair of socks, accept them, close and lock the door. Now reach into your blazer. In the left inside
pocket is a key. In the right Jordan shoe you purchased, there is a small square box. Use the key. Open the box.
You are now equipped with a small can of bear mace, a digital recorder, and a Hershies kiss chocolate. Put the bear mace in your inside pocket (where
the key was) and the digital recorder in the outside pocket, above the mace, the chocolate is for you, enjoy it, it may be your last meal for
Now, in the pair of black socks she has given you, there will be a bus ticket. Do not lose this ticket. Toss the socks in the trash in front of you
once you've extracted the ticket. The brown pair of socks you are to purchase upon exiting the changing room. The final pair of socks and the shirt
you entered with, you are to steal. make sure you put the Nike shoes on, you will need to be agile very soon.
Exit Le Chateau, make a left.
Walk down past the water fountain, there will be a store on your left called "Bolero Leather". Enter. There will be a middle aged Mexican male
named "Olanzo" at the desk. Short, stocky, with a thin moustache, and even thinner head of hair.
Go to the desk. In a lowered tone say "Hello Olanzo, I am oswego, do you have the goods?" followed with a wink and a nod.
He will then give you a small leather bag with a belt loop, and two packages wrapped in foil. Take all. Leave. Across from you is the "Hot Topic"
store. Sit down next to the fern. Put the bear mace into your new pouch, and fasten it to your belt. Put the foil packages in your right hand pocket.
Now wait for exactly 5 minutes. Do not flirt with the employees of the "Hot Topic" as they are most likely under age.
Now, turn on the recorder and exit the mall. There will be a light blue Prius waiting for you. Get in. Your driver's name is Ken.
He will take you to the bus station, I will be waiting there with further instructions. Good luck to you oswego.