Forget the birds! Why is the rum gone!?

I woke up this morning and to my great surprise, egg nog was empty and all of my rum was GONE.

I need to assess if this has happened anywhere else in the world, perhaps it has happened in Texas and Agentina.

Oh my god, if thats a truth - then if we draw a straight line that means something travels from there to here in a perfect line stealing the rum and eggnog.

Is it military of alien craft?

Could it be the all mighty Clause?

Regardless, my rum is gone.

Tragic.

-G

I know who took it!!

I'm sorry, but the thread title made me think of Jack Sparrow

"... but why is the rum gone??" LOL


www.youtube.com... - didnt embed

I confess, Grady: I have both your rum and your eggnog. I hijacked one of the military's alien craft, crept down your well-oiled chimney (care to explain that to the nice folks?) and made off like a bandit in the night with the goods.

All is well. The birds and I are having a great time. Thanks for the bevvies!

Signed,
Egg

reply to post by Gradius Maximus


When you drink in your sleep you know you have a problem
I know how you feel. Both my beer and wine supplies seem to be depleted. Off to shop right now to replenish my poisons .
Take care
Regards

But why is the rum gone?!

My theories:
HAARP.
Aliens.
The TSA.

Damn them and their rum stealing! I agree. This is much more important than the birds!

I think you should send me a bottle of rum for waisting a minute of my life with this post.

Oh no ...not the rum toO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Originally posted by SnakeShot
I think you should send me a bottle of rum for waisting a minute of my life with this post.

and U wasted about 30sec of your own time to post a bummer remark in a joke thread.

dont worry the thread will still be funny to some

reply to post by -W1LL


Appologies... I'm a newbie and didn't realize this was a joke thread nor that ATS had one.

reply to post by SnakeShot


no worries.


it really shows character posting your apologies!