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Forget the birds! Why is the rum gone!?

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posted on Jan, 7 2011 @ 02:08 PM
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I woke up this morning and to my great surprise, egg nog was empty and all of my rum was GONE.

I need to assess if this has happened anywhere else in the world, perhaps it has happened in Texas and Agentina.

Oh my god, if thats a truth - then if we draw a straight line that means something travels from there to here in a perfect line stealing the rum and eggnog.

Is it military of alien craft?

Could it be the all mighty Clause?

Regardless, my rum is gone.

Tragic.

-G
edit on 7-1-2011 by Gradius Maximus because: (no reason given)




posted on Jan, 7 2011 @ 02:14 PM
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I know who took it!!




posted on Jan, 7 2011 @ 02:14 PM
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I'm sorry, but the thread title made me think of Jack Sparrow

"... but why is the rum gone??" LOL


www.youtube.com... - didnt embed
edit on 7-1-2011 by Q2IN2Y because: needed more rum.



posted on Jan, 7 2011 @ 02:17 PM
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I confess, Grady: I have both your rum and your eggnog. I hijacked one of the military's alien craft, crept down your well-oiled chimney (care to explain that to the nice folks?) and made off like a bandit in the night with the goods.

All is well. The birds and I are having a great time. Thanks for the bevvies!

Signed,
Egg



posted on Jan, 7 2011 @ 02:17 PM
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When you drink in your sleep you know you have a problem

I know how you feel. Both my beer and wine supplies seem to be depleted. Off to shop right now to replenish my poisons .
Take care
Regards



posted on Jan, 7 2011 @ 02:18 PM
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But why is the rum gone?!

My theories:
HAARP.
Aliens.
The TSA.

Damn them and their rum stealing! I agree. This is much more important than the birds!




posted on Jan, 7 2011 @ 02:23 PM
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I think you should send me a bottle of rum for waisting a minute of my life with this post.



posted on Jan, 7 2011 @ 02:23 PM
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Oh no ...not the rum toO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!



posted on Jan, 7 2011 @ 02:49 PM
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Originally posted by SnakeShot
I think you should send me a bottle of rum for waisting a minute of my life with this post.


and U wasted about 30sec of your own time to post a bummer remark
in a joke thread.

dont worry the thread will still be funny to some



posted on Jan, 7 2011 @ 07:36 PM
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reply to post by -W1LL
 


Appologies... I'm a newbie and didn't realize this was a joke thread nor that ATS had one.



posted on Jan, 8 2011 @ 09:44 AM
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no worries.



it really shows character posting your apologies!




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