the Pope is saying God is behind the Big Bang. What else is he gonna say, He had nothing to do with it?
The Holy See must have located one particular suppressed scroll found at Qumran, long thought to exist, & to be stored in the Vatican Archives. I'll
summarize its contents:
One day, God decided to get out His box of fireworks. As there was no Universe yet, there was no particular occasion that called for it; God simply
liked to play with all the whiz-bang and sparkly things. After all, Him being God, it's not likely He was gonna get hurt.
He noticed that the Fireworks Angel had delivered something new this time around. "Hmm", he said to Himself, reading aloud the label. "Exploding
Universe Cracker"... the possibilities, He knew, were endless.
"By Me", He thundered (His all-powerful enthusiasm knocking an angel named Lucifer right out of the sky to begin one Hell of a fall), "This sounds
like jolly good fun!"
Lighting the fuse with the tip of His finger, God then peeked out from behind His golden throne, holding His ears and waiting delightedly to see what
would happen when His new toy detonated.
The rest, as they say, is history... hey, if the Pope can make this stuff up, so can I!
I've had this image in my head for a long time now. Nice to finally find a place where I can share it. I know some will get a kick out of it; for
the rest of you, the line to start flaming me forms on your left.
edit on 1/7/11 by BuzzCory because: Careful as I was, by God, I missed a