Dating Guide

reply to post by Silver Star


Ive' had the same problem myself believe it or not- married broads always throwin themselves at me

Ya gotta do something and do it quick. This calls for drastic measures my friend.

The next time you are at work make sure the woman is watching-- this time you drop your pens again and give it a wiggle but this time... in front of one of the chaps. Yep, make her think you like men. If the guy responds and seems to appreciate what ya got, well, thats' a whole other problem you gots. Good luck!

reply to post by inchworm


lol, good advice there inchworm, lol.

I would just tell her, i was suffering from a disease, and you got a terrible itch or something.

Thats the problem working with people.

Just buy a book about impotance, and leave it hanging around, lol.

reply to post by Silver Star



Hey fella, ..... since when is having a lovely lady admire considered a problem ???


Unless she looks like Rosie Odonnell the only problem you should be havin is Exhaustion.

Originally posted by IntastellaBurst
reply to post by Silver Star

 

Hey fella, ..... since when is having a lovely lady admire considered a problem ???


Unless she looks like Rosie Odonnell the only problem you should be havin is Exhaustion.

Ya see, he came to me with this problem and I suggested he go and try it with one of his mates instead-- he said he'd give it a go

Originally posted by inchworm
Ya see, he came to me with this problem and I suggested he go and try it with one of his mates instead-- he said he'd give it a go

Yep, and if this plan backfires then god knows where I'll be dropping my pen next. In front of the coffee dispenser or perhaps the plant in the corner? They say that the first thing you should do to get yourself out of a hole is to stop digging.

reply to post by Silver Star


Just drop the darn pen in front of one of your mates already!

reply to post by Silver Star


Just drop the darn pen in front of one of your mates already!

Originally posted by inchworm
reply to post by Silver Star

 

Ive' had the same problem myself believe it or not- married broads always throwin themselves at me

Ya gotta do something and do it quick. This calls for drastic measures my friend.

The next time you are at work make sure the woman is watching-- this time you drop your pens again and give it a wiggle but this time... in front of one of the chaps.

Yep, make her think you like men. If the guy responds and seems to appreciate what ya got, well, thats' a whole other problem you gots. Good luck!

Bet you're black and blue from it eh

Aaaaaaargh, here comes another......
OUCH !!

reply to post by uk today


If I had any more s-e-x I think I'd turn into a woman.

reply to post by uk today


If I had any more s-e-x I think I'd turn into a woman.

Originally posted by andy1033
reply to post by inchworm

 

lol, good advice there inchworm, lol.

I would just tell her, i was suffering from a disease, and you got a terrible itch or something.

Thats the problem working with people.

Just buy a book about impotance, and leave it hanging around, lol.

edit on 1/19/2011 by andy1033 because: (no reason given)

No, No, I gave him some good advice (drop the pen in front of one of one of his mates and wiggle it). He private messaged me and said he was gonna follow that advice Always glad to help

Originally posted by andy1033
reply to post by inchworm

 

lol, good advice there inchworm, lol.

I would just tell her, i was suffering from a disease, and you got a terrible itch or something.

Thats the problem working with people.

Just buy a book about impotance, and leave it hanging around, lol.

edit on 1/19/2011 by andy1033 because: (no reason given)

No, No, I gave him some good advice (drop the pen in front of one of one of his mates and wiggle it). He private messaged me and said he was gonna follow that advice Always glad to help

Originally posted by inchworm
reply to post by uk today

 

If I had any more s-e-x I think I'd turn into a woman.

you lack beef
you need MO BEEEPH!

Originally posted by Lysergic
you lack beef
you need MO BEEEPH!

Listen, wise apple, theres no problem with the beef I guarantee you that.

What I was sayin is that if I was any more of a magnet for the opposite sex I think I'd probably turn into one meself-- got it

I aint' no old lady, Bub...
[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/130b12c8fcd6.jpg[/atsimg]

Ronnie

And if she invites ya in dont' forgets to wipe your shoes-- last date with a lady earned me the nickname "Dog **** Shoe'

Inch how often do you change your avatar, your last one i thought you liked, got the boys going.

Originally posted by andy1033
Inch how often do you change your avatar, your last one i thought you liked, got the boys going.

Thats' none of your bus-si-ness, big boy

The last avatar was a macho man so I dont' see why you says it got the "guys goin' unless they was gettin goin to the gym to pump some iron

reply to post by andy1033

Originally posted by andy1033
Inch how often do you change your avatar, your last one i thought you liked, got the boys going.

You get me going

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Andy, I changed my avatar picture back to the one you like

Your best internet buddy,
Ronnie

reply to post by inchworm


I sent you my pic inch, hope you like. I lost some weight for you.

You and liveforever8 can think about my pic tonight all in good taste now.