posted on Jul, 8 2004 @ 03:28 PM
The key is to get kids interested in learning, reading, writing, researching, etc. early on in their lives. It doesn't reallt matter what it is
about, as long as they are using their brains. Eventually, they will most likely grow out of what interested them early on, but their skills will
still be there. They can then put those skills to better use as they grow older. Especially considering how short the attention spans of kids are
today, farts may be a pretty good way to get them started.
Maybe this is a way to help stop spontanious combustion, like in that South Park episode. This guy could win the Nobel Prize like Randy Marsh.
These scientists, like myself, believe in the old saying that "Farts = Funny" and this is the biggest fart gag in human history. That would be