50 Symptoms of ATS Syndrome! Are YOU Infected?

You know you have ATS syndrome when you make up a disease called ATS syndrome and people believe you..

I'm disappointed Heff, and to think, I was |-|

Originally posted by projectvxn
You know you have ATS syndrome when you make up a disease called ATS syndrome and people believe you..

I'm disappointed Heff, and to think, I was |-|

reply to post by projectvxn


Come clean VXN... you're just bitter because you scored 38 out of 50! I specifically modeled at least seven of the criteria with YOU in mind.

Do you have an ammo closet? DO YA?

~Heff

Some will understand this...

82)You use' Netstat -a' in a DOS window every few minutes to see if any Air Force Bases or NSA Routers are Established Connections to your computer!

83)Your heart hits the floor when your AV pops up a 'military cookie' on your system and wipe all your drives after taking backups off site!

Both of the above have happened many times!

I have 1 or 2 symptoms of the 50.

I guess that means that I have a mild case of this deadly disease. I wonder if there will be a vaccine.

Whos David Icke? I really don't know.

Just googled him.

reply to post by DrChuck


Chances are, then, that you have unknowingly been symptom #1'ed!

David Icke page on Wikipedia!

~Heff

reply to post by Hefficide


Today is my anniversary here...And I am not ashamed to admit to my family of 3 years that I do, indeed, have an ammo closet...With guns...

reply to post by projectvxn


Well then VXN, let me derail my own thread for a moment, to say "Happy ATS Anniversary!" Well, mostly I'm doing it because you just confessed that you have an ammo closet in the same breath that you mentioned the anniversary thing... And I am a man who can put 2 and 2 together - take a hint - and all that. But, other than that, it's a heartfelt "Happy Anniversary!" anyway!

Yeah, three years in, you are SO infected!

~Heff

Originally posted by Hefficide

76) You've spent more than five hours contemplating how many ways the Teletubbies might be considered brainwashing.

~Heff

These things are CREEPY and downright frightening!! They are the epitome of brainwashing lol

reply to post by Hefficide


That's the point...I wouldn't call it an infection so much as an addiction.

reply to post by Hefficide


well done heff
lol nothing on the list about being abducted?
or reprogramed with ats embeded malware direct into your brain
or implanted by the owners with a mental ats tag as property of the above corp dod divition

wait what tin foil is ineffective?
holy shoot im off to but so lead

xplosing it

Rolf
Love this thread heff


82: You call people at work a "troll" if they disagree with your suggestions, and if they continue to argue their point you accuse them of being government paid disinfo shill.

Im sooo screwed.

Told someone to stop trolling once and told them to go live under a bridge..

reply to post by Hefficide


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Thanks for the laugh Heff!

And everyone else, rotflmao!

You obviously have not figured out my secret code or you would have used it in your thead.
Now I know I am safe!

S&F
Thanks for putting a smile on my face

Originally posted by manta78
reply to post by Hefficide

 

OMG!!!!
Is there any vaccine available for this ATS infection?
S ^ F for originality

edit on 4-1-2011 by manta78 because: (no reason given)

If there was a vaccine, ATS Syndrome would instantly make you suspicious about any such vaccination and you would be forced to create a thread about how dangerous the vacine is, warning your fellow ATSers not to take the vacine

reply to post by Hefficide


i love that so funny i thought my family was reptilian be for i new about this site. : )
you must work in an office to have the time to be this funny.

I'm free from infection. Thank goodness.
And I didn't know the one about the lead foil.

Thanks for the awesome thread my friend!! I needed a good laugh! I don't know about ATS syndrome, but I am addicted. Star and flag for you!

You didn't mention being paranoid about the fluffy bunny borg.

LOL at No.61

I was actually thinking of going to my doctor. But I fear he might de-Kundalini me