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How To Be A MAN !!!

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posted on Jan, 8 2011 @ 07:09 PM
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reply to post by KilgoreTrout
 


Now those guys look like they been workin it out




posted on Jan, 8 2011 @ 08:02 PM
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reply to post by inchworm
 




Pick yerr jaw up off the floor fella ........



Now get your azz to chat.



posted on Jan, 9 2011 @ 12:01 PM
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reply to post by IntastellaBurst
 


Those fellas was old fashioned type muscle men, ya see?


Just look at the kinda shorts they was wearing


Muscle MEN



posted on Jan, 9 2011 @ 04:03 PM
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Originally posted by inchworm
Just look at the kinda shorts they was wearing



Ah...I see...well poor Jane, if the, fittingly beige, shorts were the only things grabbing your attention. Your worm has clearly already turned.

There is nothing for me here.

Aufweidersien, Pet!



Gesundheit



posted on Jan, 9 2011 @ 04:45 PM
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reply to post by KilgoreTrout
 


Keep your mind outta the gutter


I was talkin about the old shorts they was wearin (not whats in em)
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posted on Jan, 9 2011 @ 04:52 PM
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Originally posted by inchworm
I was talkin about the old shorts they was wearin...


That is what I thought you were talking about...

...and why I realised, that there really is no hope...



posted on Jan, 9 2011 @ 07:16 PM
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Originally posted by KilgoreTrout

Originally posted by inchworm
I was talkin about the old shorts they was wearin...


That is what I thought you were talking about...

...and why I realised, that there really is no hope...



Lookee here, this bad boy (me) wears boxers and bib overalls, no tight shorts, understand?

I'm no goodtime charlie lookin for any funny bussiness with some other fellas.



posted on Jan, 9 2011 @ 07:46 PM
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Originally posted by inchworm
reply to post by Yissachar1
 


Those is some real good ideas.


Do you lift weights?


Every time i go to pee



posted on Jan, 10 2011 @ 03:57 AM
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Originally posted by Yissachar1
Every time i go to pee


Oh dear! There always has to be one...

megapunx.tripod.com...

Tsk, tsk...
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posted on Jan, 10 2011 @ 11:27 AM
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Not sure how ya do that but as long as yer workin it out then yer on the right path, bud.


Keep up the good work.



posted on Jan, 10 2011 @ 07:13 PM
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Yeah, and if you really wanna get your gears lubed do it twice



posted on Jan, 11 2011 @ 02:48 PM
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Seems like old Intastellaburst forgot one-- horseplay! Never take nothin seriously no matter what. ALWAYS be the life of the party and always be the first guy to crack a joke. If ya look to serious people is gonna call ya a fruitcake and you dont' want that

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posted on Jan, 11 2011 @ 04:22 PM
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Gitdammit Worm .......... #11. Have Fun.



.... also, womenz tend to like an educated feller, so if you have no idear's what their talking about, ..... just look them blankly in the eye and say,

Ya Reckon ??



posted on Jan, 11 2011 @ 04:37 PM
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Thats' right, pal.


But never lets them make you feel like half a man.



posted on Jan, 12 2011 @ 04:34 AM
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Alot of fellers these days are into something called " manscaping" .....

This is just a fruity way o-sayin they like to shave and wax their dingle berries, ....



Don't feed into the hype fella's, .....

When a woman curls up with you she wants to feel like she's holding onto a godamn werewolf, ..... to feel safe and all. So dont worry if yerrr chest looks like a barbar shop floor.



posted on Jan, 12 2011 @ 10:46 AM
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reply to post by IntastellaBurst
 


Yep, pal, hair is where its' at


Body hair that is.



posted on Jan, 12 2011 @ 05:58 PM
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.... Your the best Pal.





posted on Jan, 12 2011 @ 07:13 PM
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Originally posted by IntastellaBurst
reply to post by inchworm
 



.... Your the best Pal.




Now THATS' what THE WORM likes to see, 2 tough guys goin at it!



posted on Jan, 13 2011 @ 11:46 AM
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Originally posted by andy1033
reply to post by adigregorio
 


what it means to be a man. I never took that route and am too old to now.


Hi pal


Its' NEVER to late to be the man you always wanted to be-- all it takes is some weights, some wine and lookin yerself in the mirror every afternoon when ya get up and sayin "Hey bub, you good lookin and NOBUDDY can be a bigger man than you! (Then ya wink at yerself in the mirror)


Ronnie
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posted on Jan, 13 2011 @ 01:43 PM
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Originally posted by inchworm

Originally posted by andy1033
reply to post by adigregorio
 


what it means to be a man. I never took that route and am too old to now.


Hi pal


Its' NEVER to late to be the man you always wanted to be-- all it takes is some weights, some wine and lookin yerself in the mirror every afternoon when ya get up and sayin "Hey bub, you good lookin and NOBUDDY can be a bigger man than you! (Then ya wink at yerself in the mirror)


Ronnie
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... Yeah, .... Wine, ........ NOT Whine. You tell em Worm.




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