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Originally posted by westcoast
I love it when the mods come out to play...
Although I get wierd looks from my family for laughing so much at my computer.....
Originally posted by Hefficide
Just for the record, despite rumors to the contrary, sacrificing a goat, in a pentagram, chanting all the moderators and admins names in Latin, while dressed as a ballerina does not work.
I tried twice and NOTHING.
Originally posted by Springer
You must be knowledgeable in ALL Makers Mark Lore, know how to pour one properly and NEVER ASK to be one... (one WHAT?)
Or...
You have to be kuyveqkufdqbvwucyfv53412kwsms02p wqyh
Originally posted by zorgon
Well you must be of the type of character that is okay with making children cry when you take their candy away...
Because you will be zapping threads from these kids and bursting their balloon...
So a Mod must above all else be ruthless... even if they are really nice away from the keyboard
Originally posted by Hefficide
Just for the record, despite rumors to the contrary, sacrificing a goat, in a pentagram, chanting all the moderators and admins names in Latin, while dressed as a ballerina does not work.
I tried twice and NOTHING.
~Heff
Originally posted by MemoryShock
Hint For The Membership - Rum trumps Makers Mark every single day...
Originally posted by maria_stardust
Originally posted by Hefficide
Just for the record, despite rumors to the contrary, sacrificing a goat, in a pentagram, chanting all the moderators and admins names in Latin, while dressed as a ballerina does not work.
I tried twice and NOTHING.
~Heff
Next time try silver lame and platform heels.
Originally posted by TheRedneck
They stuffed me into the trunk of a sub-compact...