How does one become a Forum Moderator?

reply to post by Mirthful Me


What did we tell you about public targeting for poo slinging?

Poo slinging monkeys, not just for prospective mod selection anymore.

reply to post by Mirthful Me


Cool. On the mods hit list. Fame and fortune at last

Second line.............................................................................

reply to post by projectvxn


Isn't there a ritual a possible-Moderator has to endure?
I vaguely recall a Moderator manual discovered in somebody's
forgotten attic that showed such a structured test exists.

The apron, the coloured socks and the silver-foil hat... all listed
in the first few pages. Ah... I remember now... wasn't there something
odd that the recruit has to do with a vaccuum cleaner attachment?

I'll see if I can dig out said-pamphlet.

reply to post by A boy in a dress


I cannot confirm or deny that which I cannot confirm or deny.

Originally posted by projectvxn
No we do not get paid in any capacity.

Suckers

So... before ya getz the ban... can ya slip me the IP address of that Langley...errrr Arizona server

Originally posted by projectvxn
reply to post by tarifa37

 

Yes, some members that were formerly mods have been banned. Things happen.
No we do not get paid in any capacity. And we mod as we go. No set shift.

Maybe you should have a word Edit to add , if you guys didn't do it they would have to pay somebody to do the job or ATS could end up like GLP

Originally posted by Hefficide
Just for the record, despite rumors to the contrary, sacrificing a goat, in a pentagram, chanting all the moderators and admins names in Latin, while dressed as a ballerina does not work.

I tried twice and NOTHING.

Ah... well now. Obviously you are on the correct PATH and I urge you forward with your experimentations. However, you should be made aware of three critical errors in the ritual you've performed.

First... the goat thingy. You must use a free-range goat from the Isle of Crete which has been raised on Ethiopean coffee beans and halva. Such creatures are extremely difficult to acquire.

Secondly, the pentagram thingy. Completely wrong, I'm afraid. Here's the correct diagram:

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/ca283a89a434.jpg[/atsimg]

Third... can't tell you. I plead the Hiram Abiff.

Originally posted by Freedom ERP
reply to post by Mirthful Me

 

Cool. On the mods hit list. Fame and fortune at last

Second line.............................................................................

You do not want to be on THAT MOD's hitlist. He flings poo...............

Originally posted by projectvxn
reply to post by A boy in a dress

 

I cannot confirm or deny that which I cannot confirm or deny.

That's okay... I don't judge folk who are trying to better themselves.
Although the robes I've heard about -seem rather fetching.

reply to post by A boy in a dress


We all wear Jedi robes...And might I say, I look good as a Jedi.

reply to post by greeneyedleo


The poo-flinging thing... does one wear gloves?
I have a thing about stuff getting under my long red nails.

Originally posted by projectvxn
reply to post by A boy in a dress

 

We all wear Jedi robes...And might I say, I look good as a Jedi.

Ah yes, there's a faded photograph in the tract with a forward leaning man (I've cleaned that up
abit!)... that shows a garment with 'JEDI' displayed on the rear.

Originally posted by projectvxn
reply to post by A boy in a dress

 

We all wear Jedi robes...And might I say, I look good as a Jedi.

Speak for yourself.....I wear a black catsuit and prowl the night looking for member offenders.

reply to post by greeneyedleo


Giggity

reply to post by greeneyedleo


And that solves who was at my window the other evening.
Sorry about the urine-throwing incident... I was frightened.

reply to post by greeneyedleo


Yikes! Why do I believe that?

I will stop beating my ailing horse about the goodlooking criteria.
But between the catsuit, and The Redneck's and projectvxn's avatars, I seem to be taking the gold ring here.

Just sayin.

reply to post by greeneyedleo


Only flings poo...................Real ATS members fling much worst

Originally posted by Freedom ERP
reply to post by projectvxn

 

I would beg to differ

Second line............................................................

I'm curious, was the OP's question a stupid one? I ask this because there have been nothing but stupid answers. OP, I feel for you. You ask a serious, inquiring question and the people that are suppose to act like adults have done nothing to legitimately answer your question. Instead, that have made this thread out to be a joke.

Shameful in my opinion.