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This DEFINITELY changes everything!!!! No Joke.

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posted on Dec, 30 2010 @ 08:52 PM
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I was chillin on my hovercraft when a giant blue smurf like creature popped his head out of the water below my feet. He scared all holy crap out of me and as I reached for my plasma rifle (I got it from my uncle, he bought it off of Openheimer) he said "Lurp". It was the damndest thing.
I figured he was mocking me so I tossed a can of beer at his head and it bounced off with a really weird "ping, zing, pong" noise. Well I said "nuts to you papa smurf" and unloaded about 300 shots right into the middle of his big dumb blue head. Nothing.
I tore off outa there and luckily I had my laptop plugged into my cigarette lighter of my cesna. I know you guys study up on greys and blues so I gotta ask.. what's my next move?
I'll wait right here for your reply.
PS....Don't be calling me a liar or nothing like that cause I got enough stress in my life with the stock market crashing and my scyscrapers and yachts losing value every day.




posted on Dec, 30 2010 @ 08:54 PM
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posted on Dec, 30 2010 @ 08:54 PM
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posted on Dec, 30 2010 @ 08:55 PM
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Does this desirve a "cool story bro"?



posted on Dec, 30 2010 @ 08:56 PM
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Hey Slayer, if you get the movie rights to this one, can I have the popcorn concession?

Thanks.



posted on Dec, 30 2010 @ 08:56 PM
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go go power rangers

ding ding ding dingding

go go power rangers, you mighty morphing power rangerrrrrrrs.

ALiens suck. There you go, I'm on subject now.



posted on Dec, 30 2010 @ 08:57 PM
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you pumped him full of 300 rounds and never even asked him for his name?

i'd a done it different......i'd a dove out over him and danced on his head.....



posted on Dec, 30 2010 @ 08:58 PM
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ok first off A10 Warthogs are not supersonic and no you're not Jesus.



posted on Dec, 30 2010 @ 08:59 PM
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It was KINDA funny



posted on Dec, 30 2010 @ 08:59 PM
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edit on 12/30/2010 by Connman because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 30 2010 @ 09:00 PM
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This medication appreciation moment brought to you by Heff and the good folks at GlaxoSmithKline.

~Heff



posted on Dec, 30 2010 @ 09:00 PM
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yours is much more imaginative than the last one.

What happened next?



posted on Dec, 30 2010 @ 09:04 PM
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So, the second reply was "off topic", but the rest were Ok, well within the parameters of an ATS trolling discussion? Man the rules and decorum in this place are frustrating as heck to understand.



posted on Dec, 30 2010 @ 09:04 PM
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Originally posted by Yeah, sure.

 


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how the hell can you have an off topic comment in this thread???? i think the mods are delete happy



posted on Dec, 30 2010 @ 09:06 PM
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I'm sorry but without pics I'm gonna have to call Bull...



posted on Dec, 30 2010 @ 09:08 PM
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Upload pictures?

Thanks, needed this.



posted on Dec, 30 2010 @ 09:18 PM
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NO LIE, THIS IS TRUE!!!




posted on Dec, 30 2010 @ 09:19 PM
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Originally posted by Gixxer

Originally posted by Yeah, sure.

 


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how the hell can you have an off topic comment in this thread???? i think the mods are delete happy

I think it may have been a polite "STOP ABUSING THE OP" deletion... not necessarily an of topic one..


edit on 30/12/2010 by badw0lf because: inserter comment mid quote, what a silly badw0lf



posted on Dec, 30 2010 @ 09:23 PM
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it actually was for being off topic

this guy is talking about shooting aliens.. with what was it? A a ray gun or plasma rifle? 300 rounds?
And i'm off topic for talking about the power rangers.

I don't think I've ever been more ON-topic.
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posted on Dec, 30 2010 @ 09:54 PM
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Originally posted by Yeah, sure.
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it actually was for being off topic

this guy is talking about shooting aliens.. with what was it? A a ray gun or plasma rifle? 300 rounds?
And i'm off topic for talking about the power rangers.

I don't think I've ever been more ON-topic.
edit on 30-12-2010 by Yeah, sure. because: (no reason given)


Wait, WhAT!! Ohlol..

my bad...

now Im worried... 8[


edit on 30/12/2010 by badw0lf because: (no reason given)



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