Latest Romance Novel....Courtesy of the TSA

I received this text via email but figured I'd share it:

He grasped me firmly but gently just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear. "Just relax."

Without warning, he reached down and I felt his strong, calloused hands start at my ankles, gently probing, and moving upward along my calves slowly but steadily. My breath caught in my throat. I knew I should be afraid, but somehow I didn't care. His touch was so experienced, so sure.

When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave a slight shudder, and partly closed my eyes. My pulse was pounding. I felt his knowing fingers caress my abdomen, my ribcage. And then, as he cupped my firm, full breasts in his hands, he brought his hands to my shoulders, slid them down my tingling spine and into my panties.

Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting and expectant. This is a man, I thought. A man used to taking charge. A man not used to taking `no' for an answer. A man who would tell me what he wanted.

A man who would look into my soul and say ...

"Okay, ma'am, all done."

My eyes snapped open and he was standing in front of me, smiling, holding out my purse. "You can board your flight now."

Do you feel safer now?

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I dont know if feeling safer is the right word

Originally posted by lastrebel
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I dont know if feeling safer is the right word

It's for the greater good and for the children! Now follow me and allow me to frisk you....

I'll be honest, security is the last thing on my mind after reading that

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Your preaching to the choir here

I am a biker......the big, hairy, tattooed kind..........and we have been treated this way for years. I was held, stripped searched, my bike dismantled looking for drugs...........my crime?????

My DL had expired two days before and I haddent noticed it.

Welcome to our world

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hahaha... That sort of thing belongs on Family Guy!

wow I wonder why is the United Socialist States of Amerika is much harsh than the People Republic of China

Originally posted by lastrebel
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Your preaching to the choir here

I am a biker......the big, hairy, tattooed kind..........and we have been treated this way for years. I was held, stripped searched, my bike dismantled looking for drugs...........my crime?????

My DL had expired two days before and I haddent noticed it.

Welcome to our world

I too am a biker and am well familiar with your world. I'm not hairy but am big and have more than my share of ink. I've gone through this BS with local yokels when riding the Blue Ridge Parkway, Myrtle Beach Bike Week....etc. LOL...I get a kick out of those who aren't accustomed to a biochemist biker. We aren't all bookworms!

My favorite was a pipsqueak cop in Charleston, SC but won't divulge that story. Man did I want to snap his....nevermind.

Their timbers really shiver when you have a CCW and have three weapons on you. They do what I call the "chicken dance".

Our last ride had 16 bikes and it was all good. I don't wear colors but we had an MC to direct traffic for us. Bikers get the worst rep of any group and are the least deserving of the bad rep. Bikers are the best people I've ever met and are the most loyal.

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rofl...At first i thought oh my god Monica Lewinsky is now writting romance novels lol

couldnt stop laughing when i relised it was a pat down from a security guard lol

Originally posted by Whateva69
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rofl...At first i thought oh my god Monica Lewinsky is now writting romance novels lol

couldnt stop laughing when i relised it was a pat down from a security guard lol

Just keep in mind that he's popping on a set of gloves to pat you down!

No KY and no kiss. You'll do what you're told or your ass will stay at home!! LOLOL

Search of the text.

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Yes its kinda odd that the 12 cops that will swarm over a lone biker will not even be in the area when 100 are riding through.

You are right we get a bad rap, I guess too many folks were tramutized by those old biker flics...lol

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Been there and have seen it. Staying civil is the hard part when you see a brother getting shaken down for a load of pure T BS!!

Originally posted by greeneyedleo
Search of the text.

edit on December 30th 2010 by greeneyedleo because: (no reason given)

I'm sorry but was there a point to your post? I realize the text may be online which is why I clearly stated it was text I received in an email.

I did not write the text nor did I in any way indicated that I had.

Just curious.