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Can i come home to a hot bath and a hot meal sometimes you lazy !. The Woman

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posted on Dec, 30 2010 @ 07:41 PM
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Originally posted by Immortalgemini527
i am just having a hard time understanding what man from this earth does things like that.

A REAL man who worries not about preconceived notions of macho, manliness, or other silly crap that has hindered the brains of lonely men for centuries.

I can build (and have built) entire complicated decks and outdoor pergolas from plans conceived only in my head, with an intimate knowledge of every power tool required (including those that pummel concrete and rock) -- then, when finished, whisper sweetness to my love while preparing an epic filet mignon on the grill complete with stunning veggies and potatoes. And then, after all that, swing her into giddiness with my expert dancing to great music.

I pity those poor men unable to toss away their mental shackles so that they may experience what really defines a man.




posted on Dec, 30 2010 @ 09:01 PM
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1. Get shovel.

2. Dig hole.

3. Climb in hole.

4. Pull in hole after you climb in.

It's the only chance you have.



posted on Dec, 30 2010 @ 09:06 PM
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Sounds to me your not with the right women.



posted on Dec, 30 2010 @ 09:07 PM
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Wow, never realized there was a portion of this site for something like this, I couldve used it in a similar fashion a few months ago. My wife dropped the divorce bomb on me, totally unexpectedly, at that time. I was angry, hurt, surprised and angry. I've since realized that I wasn't LISTENING to her when she tried to share what was going on with her and what her needs were. I thought I was, but I wasn't. Now I see that she should have been cherished, appreciated, and shown the love that I always only told her about. She's no slouch either, works 1 and a half jobs just like I do. Unfortunately her part-time job and my full time-job are the same, and I see her at work. I'm actually her boss now I guess. God, even though I see her a few hours per week, I miss her dearly. WE both had a HUGE part to play in our break-up, but there doesn't seem to be anything to do about it right now We can't even communicate no matter how hard we both try-seems to always get ugly...

So anyways, to marriage...




posted on Dec, 30 2010 @ 10:26 PM
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Originally posted by Immortalgemini527
Why do we put up with the woman and her attitude,

...

What’s the point in having a woman?


Have no fear... You have no need for a woman, you have the internet! Bask in it's glow... Explore the vast digital universe that is at your disposal...

Find something that interests you.
Allocate time for yourself and your new interest.
Please don't forget that there is a human race.

The door to happiness and bliss is just a mouse click away... Your past woes will soon be forgotten...




posted on Dec, 30 2010 @ 10:51 PM
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post removed for serious violation of ATS Terms & Conditions



posted on Dec, 30 2010 @ 11:05 PM
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Laughing Out Lour (LOL)

Great laugh thread.

Girls are annoying, but once you fall in love with them everything changes.

You won't know love until you find it.



posted on Dec, 30 2010 @ 11:05 PM
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wow and just a page earlier you were calling women evil demons.

-B.M
edit on 30/12/10 by B.Morrison because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 30 2010 @ 11:07 PM
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the overlord shuffle? you may just take the underground dance scene by storm with that one..



-B.M

P.S) its obvious you have a really good relationship with your wife & a great attitude toward the whole thing

edit on 30/12/10 by B.Morrison because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 30 2010 @ 11:10 PM
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The women on ATS are going to have a field day with you OP.


You probably subscribe to the belief that the reason God created women was because sheep couldn't cook.



posted on Dec, 30 2010 @ 11:23 PM
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a woman is supposed to serve you not the other way around. you don't ask a woman anything. you tell them what you want.

say you want lasagna, you say to your wife, i want lasagna tommorrow. it's simple. it's not hard.

believe me, it's unnatural for a woman to be asked for something, they get confused and frustrated.

you need " how to be a man" level 1, lesson 1.



posted on Dec, 30 2010 @ 11:38 PM
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Originally posted by grey580
Obvious troll is obvious.

And someone really wants to be celibate for the rest of his life.


Right because getting laid is all that matters in life.

It's worth lying, killing, cheating, stealing, whatever right?

Because if you don't get laid your a loser right?

Because anyone not getting laid is LESS THAN HUMAN huh?

You sex-centric folks need to get your brains outta the gutter. You have been played like the simple minded animals we truly are.

Sex is cool for like 2 minutes. But to make it your religion in life is pretty brainwashed sorry



posted on Dec, 30 2010 @ 11:56 PM
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Originally posted by randomname
a woman is supposed to serve you not the other way around. you don't ask a woman anything. you tell them what you want.

say you want lasagna, you say to your wife, i want lasagna tommorrow. it's simple. it's not hard.

believe me, it's unnatural for a woman to be asked for something, they get confused and frustrated.

you need " how to be a man" level 1, lesson 1.





I have found that in most relationships, not all mind you, but in most relationships...you get back exactly what you give. I hope for your sake that isnt true.
edit on 12/31/10 by BlackOps719 because: edited snarky comments



posted on Dec, 31 2010 @ 12:16 AM
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Originally posted by randomname

say you want lasagna, you say to your wife, i want lasagna tommorrow. it's simple. it's not hard.



Is this a picture of you by any chance?




edit on 31-12-2010 by davespanners because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 31 2010 @ 01:09 AM
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It is a man's only purpose in life to be at the feet of a Woman at all times, catering to Her every whim and desire. If you fight this fate you will be very unhappy. Do not worry, just accept this reality and you will know bliss in the service of a Woman!



posted on Dec, 31 2010 @ 01:14 AM
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Originally posted by Immortalgemini527

Originally posted by mblahnikluver

Originally posted by Immortalgemini527

Originally posted by FAQAmerica
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Obviously a woman has cheated on you at some point.

There there, wipe those tears away.

When i was 15 ,a girl cheated on me,i cried like a bitch,after that day it never crossed my mind.It's my friends and there problems they share with me,what sensitive men im sorronded by,i laugh at them and they get mad ,i hate sensitivity in man its very distrurbing to the force of us real men,lol


There is NOTHING wrong with a guy showing his sensitive side. I prefer a guy that CAN show it and has one.

It shows they are human!

And it will also open a door for you to cheat on him as most woman do when they see a weak spot,just like a dog smells fear,a woman smells sensetivity.


WTF is wrong with you??

I have NEVER cheated in my life and I wouldn't. I don't see it as a sign of weakness I see it as a sign that they are a real man.

MEN will show their sensitive side. Men who can't show their sensitive side imo are cowards and weak.



posted on Dec, 31 2010 @ 01:24 AM
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Ok listen, this is how it really is.

Women don't actually bring anything to the table in a relationship. If all is equal gender wise, men get the short end of the stick. Women today don't cook, don't clean, don't sew, don't do anything that traditionally a woman would do. Instead, the excuse of "I work for a living" has replaced them all.

If your lady isn't working at least, kick her to the curb, why should you work 3 jobs while she does absolutely nothing? We all know that men have had to learn to cook, clean, raise the children, go grocery shopping etc while at the same time also fulfill the typical male gender rolls. This was done because of "equality" but that "equality" has gone over the edge to the men do everything while the women do absolutely nothing and still for some god knows reason are allowed to be pissey once a month.

Listen ladies take some freaking Mydol and get over it already we ain't buying the PMS story anymore.

Women today have it too easy in my opinion and I blame the feminist movement for it all. Today women are brainwashed into thinking all they have to do is put out every once and a while and they can skate by without any further involvement in the relationship except to talk our ears off about their "feelings".

Yea, these women today, all we men hear is, "I'm tired, I had a rough day, why don't you cook me up something, make sure the children are set, rub my feet, and later I am going out with the girls, you don't mind staying home do you? It's ladies night out tonight and we are going to the Chipindales club!"

Oh but don't dare try and stand up for yourself, why? Because if you do, the waterworks start and next thing you know you are in divorce court having your huevos handed to you by her attorney.

Take my advice pal, if you insist on hanging out with the fairer sex, have a lawyer on speed dial and on retainer. Saves you loads of headaches in the long run.



posted on Dec, 31 2010 @ 01:39 AM
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Originally posted by Immortalgemini527

Originally posted by hillbilly4rent
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Why do we put up with the woman and her attitude



Well one they have all the vagina and half the money


Besides that ,thers really nothing.Is her vagina really all that, to do all that we do,does it ever come time when her vagina just gets boring.have you ever cheated on your wife?


I am going to take a wild shot in the dark.. I bet you have never even seen a vagina, let alone know what to do with one.

One day when you are all growed up (years from now) you might actually become a fully developed adult, and only then, you shall be ready for a real relationship In other words.... when you realize life is so not like a porno, you might actually find a girlfriend.



posted on Dec, 31 2010 @ 01:44 AM
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Oh SkepticOverlord, have I told you lately you are one of my most favorite site owners


Too bad the boys around here are not quite grown up enough to listen to you yet.



posted on Dec, 31 2010 @ 01:53 AM
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Originally posted by Justaposter
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Oh SkepticOverlord, have I told you lately you are one of my most favorite site owners


Too bad the boys around here are not quite grown up enough to listen to you yet.



It's not that we are "not quite grown up enough" to listen to him.

We just aren't that old and desperate enough yet to listen to him.
edit on 31-12-2010 by OutKast Searcher because: (no reason given)



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