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Mr Gorsky

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posted on Jul, 7 2004 @ 08:06 AM
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GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SMILE.....

> ESPECIALLY SINCE IT'S A TRUE STORY.

>

> ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE

> APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG

> WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.

>

> HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON,

> "THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN,

> ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND," WERE TELEVISED

> TO EARTH AND HEARD BY MILLIONS.

>

> BUT JUST BEFORE HE REENTERED THE LANDER,

> HE MADE THE ENIGMATIC REMARK

> "GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY."

>

> MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGH IT WAS A CASUAL

> REMARK CONCERNING SOME RIVAL SOVIET COSMONAUT.

>

> HOWEVER, UPON CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY

> IN EITHER THE RUSSIAN OR AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS.

>

> OVER THE YEARS MANY PEOPLE QUESTIONED

> ARMSTRONG AS TO WHAT THE "GOOD LUCK,

> MR. GORSKY"STATEMENT MEANT, BUT ARMSTRONG

> ALWAYS JUST SMILED.

>

> ON JULY 5, 1995,

> IN TAMPA BAY, FLORIDA, WHILE ANSWERING

> QUESTIONS FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER

> BROUGHT UP THE 26-YEAR-OLD QUESTION TO

> ARMSTRONG. THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED.

> MR. GORSKY HAD DIED, SO NEIL ARMSTRONG

> FELT HE COULD ANSWER THE QUESTION.

>

> IN 1938 WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A SMALL

> MIDWEST TOWN, HE WAS PLAYING BASEBALL

> WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD.

>

> HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL, WHICH LANDED IN HIS

> NEIGHBOR'S YARD BY THE BEDROOM WINDOWS.

>

> HIS NEIGHBORS WERE MR. AND MRS. GORSKY.

>

> AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK UP THE BALL,

> YOUNG ARMSTRONG HEARD MRS. GORSKY SHOUTING

> AT MR. GORSKY.

>

> "SEX! YOU WANT SEX?! YOU'LL GET SEX WHEN

> THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!"

>

> TRUE STORY.




posted on Jul, 7 2004 @ 08:22 AM
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HAHAHAHA, nice story indeed!!

I think Mr Gorsky got some punani that day
A pitty he missed the lunar landing on tele though



posted on Jul, 7 2004 @ 08:23 AM
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This is unfortunatly not true.

Its a joke started by Buddy Hackett in 1995 in CA.

You can view the Transcripts from the moon landing here.

Sorry to ruin the fun. Still a funny joke though.



posted on Jul, 7 2004 @ 09:54 AM
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It was a funny joke but it was HOAXED out a few years ago



posted on Jul, 7 2004 @ 11:01 AM
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