posted on Dec, 28 2010 @ 04:47 PM
Pardon me also, I just could not resist.....
A Witch died and went to the Pearly Gates. She was met there by none other than St. Peter himself, who almost fell over at the sight of such a Babe
standing there. Then he saw the Pentagram about her pretty neck, and sadly told her, "no place for you here, dear, you have to go down there,"
pointing to a red door. She shrugged and open the door and fell way down.
When the girl landed, she was in a green field with flowers and trees, and all kinds of animals. Just then a well dressed man walked up and said to
her," Greetings, I am the Devil." "But I don't even believe in you," she said. "Oh, I didn't exist until the Christians invented me," he said.
With that, he began to point at various things around the place. "Over there is a bar with the coldest beer in the universe," he said. "And over
there is a sacred circle where all of the Witches gather to perform rituals," he said. "And see those people over there," he said,
pointing..."those are the Heads, they have some pretty righteous stuff there, if you care to toke up."
The girl was in wonder at all of this, when suddenly a hole appeared in the ground, and flames shot up like a roaring fire. She heard screams and
looked up to see several people dresses in suits fall down into the hole, which then closed back up.
"What in the Hell was THAT?" she said. "Oh, them? that was just some Christians, they would not have it any other way."