posted on Dec, 27 2010 @ 10:44 AM
Why me? Why always me? ?(wipes foam off mouth)
Every single damn time I happen to need the convenience of an instant teller,
the person in front of me
at the machine
seems to commence the longest transaction known to mankind
and it keeps going
and just when you think its almost over,
thats when it really starts to drag on.
I mean the weather is faster than this lady.
Waited so long I may need to shave again.
And then they get the perplexed look as if something aint right.
and they think they have a chance of fixing it by some strategic button pushing
and finally they shake their head and leave
and I eagerly step up trying to beat my record of 36seconds when
the "Temporarily Out Of Service" screen says hello....................
To the synchronicity sculptors
and the coincidence keepers
to please stop this
because I really don't like it anymore
oh and while they're at it,
perhaps they can put an end to
the guy in front of you at the Tim Horton's drivethrough in the morning
that is ordering breakfast for nine kids,
when all you want is a large double double
and to get to work on time......................