ATM \ Bank Machine Lineup

Why me? Why always me? ?(wipes foam off mouth)
Every single damn time I happen to need the convenience of an instant teller,
the person in front of me
at the machine
seems to commence the longest transaction known to mankind
and it keeps going
and going
and just when you think its almost over,
thats when it really starts to drag on.
I mean the weather is faster than this lady.
Waited so long I may need to shave again.
And then they get the perplexed look as if something aint right.
and they think they have a chance of fixing it by some strategic button pushing
and finally they shake their head and leave
and I eagerly step up trying to beat my record of 36seconds when
without fail
the "Temporarily Out Of Service" screen says hello....................
So
I
Pray
To the synchronicity sculptors
and the coincidence keepers
to please stop this
because I really don't like it anymore
oh and while they're at it,
perhaps they can put an end to
the guy in front of you at the Tim Horton's drivethrough in the morning
that is ordering breakfast for nine kids,
when all you want is a large double double
and to get to work on time......................
aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhh!!

I quite agree and there should be an express machine. Anything longer than a minute and it spits your card back out.

The ones that don't even know how to put their cards in the machine and when they finally do, just stare at the buttons like they have never seen them before just make me insane (r).

reply to post by gypsychology909


Excellent rant!!
Feel better at all?
Does it help for you to know it's NOT just you?

I seem to get behind the "every transaction known to man, and some that aren't known" pretty often.
By chance is it more often at an outside teller, when the weather is bad?

avoid any electronic transactions.

A simple ATS hand on this topic.