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I'm having a really bad day. Here's a few jokes...

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posted on Dec, 27 2010 @ 06:37 AM
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I can't seem to get 'right' with the postings today.I'm think I'm going to hang it up for awhile. Before I go,I'm going to leave you with a few hokey joke questions for you to ponder...

1) What is final destination of motionless taxi?
2) How many pickle chips does it take to shingle a dog-house?
3) If you're driving your blender down Main Street and you get four flat tires,how many beavers does it take to get a peacock drunk?


I'm outta here until I can get my head back on straight. I've got a bad cold and I’m stressed out. Laters....




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posted on Jan, 2 2011 @ 06:50 AM
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Originally posted by FlyingJadeDragon
If you're driving your blender down Main Street and you get four flat tires,how many beavers does it take to get a peacock drunk?


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edit on 27-12-2010 by FlyingJadeDragon because: edit for content


I believe "purple" is the correct answer



posted on Jan, 2 2011 @ 08:06 PM
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You,my friend, are the first person to ever answer that one correctly.Nice Job!



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