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Originally posted by Jeanius
Here's one my grandpa had that was pretty good too...
If Mary and Joseph were married, why was she a virgin?
And to expand on that, anyone see the new family guy where it was Mary and Joseph eating breakfast and the neighbor pokes his head in and asks "Hey Joseph, how's doin Mary in her sleep going? Oh hey Mary!"
rofl
Originally posted by Ghost374
There's a widespread misconception that all you have to do is ask for forgiveness and you will be forgiven. This is due to protestantism. However, if there were a god, then he would judge you on your actions, not how many times you've prayed or sought forgiveness. If there were a god, it wouldn't matter to him what you believe, as long as you act as a good person. People who live a life of evil, and pray on their deathbed, won't be forgiven and go to heaven, if there is a heaven.
I'm a Deist that was raised as a Lutheran. Christians these days are delusional.
Originally posted by Jeanius
After being a devout Christian for decades, giving 20%+ of my paycheck to my church, listening to every word my pastor had to say like they were from God himself.
Originally posted by Ghost374
There's a widespread misconception that all you have to do is ask for forgiveness and you will be forgiven. This is due to protestantism. However, if there were a god, then he would judge you on your actions, not how many times you've prayed or sought forgiveness. If there were a god, it wouldn't matter to him what you believe, as long as you act as a good person. People who live a life of evil, and pray on their deathbed, won't be forgiven and go to heaven, if there is a heaven.
I'm a Deist that was raised as a Lutheran. Christians these days are delusional.