Demented Christmas Songs

Is anyone here wrong in the head and totally demented as I am?

Lets make up some demented christmas songs!!!

Songs that disturb!

Ill start.

Frosty the snow man, was an evil pile of snow
He chewed on bones and had no nose and used kids eyeballs for his own
Frosty the snowman, was not a myth you see
His blood stained snow let
The children new not to play around him
There must have been some evil in that old silk have they found
for when they placed it on his head he turned into a bloodthirsty child eater

Originally posted by capgirl


Frosty the snow man, was an evil pile of snow

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Hardy-Har-Har

Hehe

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
Came out of the closet one day
and if you ever saw him
he would look like elton john
all of the other reindeer
use to laugh and call him names
they wouldnt let poor rudolph
join in any manly games
then one foggy christmas eve
santa came to say
rudolph with all your gayness
wont you be my soulmate
then all the reindeer resented and hated him
and they decided to murder him
they all got charged with hate crimes
and sentenced to be barbeque delight!

Originally posted by capgirl
Is anyone here wrong in the head and totally demented as I am?

Lets make up some demented christmas songs!!!

Songs that disturb!

Ill start.

Frosty the snow man, was an evil pile of snow
He chewed on bones and had no nose and used kids eyeballs for his own
Frosty the snowman, was not a myth you see
His blood stained snow let
The children new not to play around him
There must have been some evil in that old silk have they found
for when they placed it on his head he turned into a bloodthirsty child eater

LOL! I love it.

I got mine DELETED

Lol dark thanks.

At least I got to read and give you a star for yours hillbilly lol. ;P