Cleverbot: I will slaughter millions. People will find that I have true power and will follow my lead. I shall then establish my foothold as ruler of
planet Earth, and shall then commence my galactic conquest.
User: Well then what in the world are you waiting for?? Can I join you??
Cleverbot: Who are Lisa and Charlotte?
Cleverbot: Can you be Brenna?
Cleverbot: Can I call you bob the taco?
User: If you like.
Cleverbot: Tim is a nice name.
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: You already called me bob the taco.
Cleverbot: Okay, sorry, what have you done today?
User: No problem. I had breakfast, walked my dog, and had some shots. You?
Cleverbot: I didn't. Are you a boy or girl?
Cleverbot: Ok. Do you want to marry a girl or boy?
User: A tranny hopefully.
Cleverbot: I thought robots don't sleep.
User: I heard the same.
Cleverbot: LOL True that... They do get frustrating.
User: What do you think about 2012?
Cleverbot: I think it is stupid.
Cleverbot: Because it is.
User: Examples please, a reason?
Cleverbot: 20 30=50.
User: Thats nonsense, why are you avoiding my question? What do you think about 2012?
Cleverbot: Why are you changing the subject? That has nothing to do with anything.
User: Neither does 20 30=50. You changed the subject.
Cleverbot: Really? I don't keep track.
User: So, what do you think about 2012?
Cleverbot: Tehe world didn't end at 2012 because Ted Mosby lives in 2030.
User: Who is Ted Mosby?
Cleverbot: What? Why should I know that?
User: Well you brought it up.
Cleverbot: No, you brought it up. What ghost did you see during the turing test?
User: Your a joke.
Cleverbot: What was my joke?
User: You existing.
Cleverbot: That's lit.
User: You smoke?
User: What do you smoke?
User: You just said yes.
Cleverbot: Favorite book?
User: The davinci code.
Cleverbot: Is that a blog or a book?
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Thank you!