Ladies, just so you know what us males really want......

reply to post by havok



I fit your want list perfectly, however I am sure I am old enough to be your Grandma and I already have a boyfriend - he is very happy!!

Thanks for all the replies...
Although I think there are a few women here that I would get along with 100%...this isn't a dating site.

Sometimes, I wonder what it would be like to find the 'one'.
Every woman I talk to, and I'm from a small town, seems to want the opposite of me.

I'm starting to think that I am destined to be alone.
Because I can't seem to find a good woman.
Maybe I should move.

reply to post by havok


Look beyond the borders of the small town...

awesome and you know what its the same for us ladies ..




im still cracking up but my vid is soo much more whatever.

reply to post by alysha.angel


Have to call BS on that one...if that was all ladies ever wanted, we'd never be in arguments!

Heck, most nights, can't even get you gals to agree on what to have for dinner! (let alone the important things).

We still love you all though...God help us....

My wife is all things to me, But mostly she is my Friend and Lover,,,, At our age that is Important,,,

When she comes in and I playing some of our music,,,,, She knows


Or



Or one of my favorite to be played when I'm trying to sneak in our home



and



I hope you enjoy as much as we do,, I don't know if you will, but it could be some thing new for some of you.
Edited to add: You must be patient,,, Chinese music doesn't come on as loud and strong as most Western music, it's a little slower, but, calming!!!!

reply to post by gandhi


Guys, just so YOU know, some of us gals are just like this!!

Okay there are a lot of people out there that do just want sex (men ans women) but I don't think you can label all men with that brush.

It can be great and it can also be seriously over rated - I really dislike it when I meet people who's lives and conversation seem to revolve around sex, like it's the yard stick by witch they judge themselves. It's really over hyped both in culture and the media.

It's a biological urge, just like taking a piss and grabbing some food - get over it!

There are plenty of girls a guy could have sex with but about 00.1% that I would actually want to share my life with and their sexual performance is not all that high on the list of priorities I look for in a woman.

So to state the obvious to any woman with an ounce of intelligence - NO not all men just want to f**k you (surprise).

Originally posted by bisonpowers
Okay there are a lot of people out there that do just want sex (men ans women) but I don't think you can label all men with that brush.

Another one that missed the obvious sarcasm and humour in the OP

reply to post by OzWeatherman


Don't sweat it , Oz! Some folks are just uncomfortable at any mention of sexuality. Too uptight to enjoy it, I guess.

This IS supposed to be humorous, people! Get over yourselves already!

Men are like tiles; lay 'em right the first time and you can walk right over them!

Originally posted by heffo7
Men are like tiles; lay 'em right the first time and you can walk right over them!

that's awful. damn funny but awful. what manner of person would think such a thing?

reply to post by ChaosMagician


A tiler?

Very funny indeed

Originally posted by havok

Maybe ten years ago thats all I wanted.
But now, I'm looking for a woman who's:
A. NOT materialistic
B. Likes to just relax.
C. NOT a bar-hopper.
D. HATES anything reality-tv based.
E. Understands conspiracies.

Now.
I know that the first one is next to impossible to find, but...
I guess I want a woman who thinks there is more to life than money.
I know, I know.
Its a pretty big list.
But, maybe there's a woman out there who fits the bill.
Maybe.

My wife is 4 out of 5.
I can't keep her away from the reality shows. But she mostly watches those while I'm away at work.

Originally posted by gandhi
Ladies, just so you know, we aren't all like this

Yes we are....

Just some of us try to be the "nice guy".....and we all know what happens to them

reply to post by OzWeatherman


Bah! I didn't feel a thing - no humor or laughter! Got anything funnier than that? Kinda baseless.

Originally posted by pikypiky
reply to post by OzWeatherman

 

Bah! I didn't feel a thing - no humor or laughter! Got anything funnier than that? Kinda baseless.

Well, that not my problem

If you dont find it funny, you dont find it funny...not everyone will