posted on Dec, 22 2010 @ 08:16 PM
"Mr President, we have just had news of a forum user in Canada requesting access to Canada's classified UFO files since 1980."
"Well, they will just have to be happy with the pre 1980 files for now - not that he'll find much in there... The post 80's files are much too
sensitive to release to anyone just yet Commander, especially to some wack-job internet forum nut."
"Sir, with all due respect, have you seen how many posts on ATS this guy has?"
"What? ATS?? Let me see here.... 7 threads and 47 posts... and from the looks of it, all fairly credible. Well, we were going to wait until the
predeterminied 50 year disclosure allowance, but I think we can make an exception in this instance. Commander Oneal, get me Prime Minister Harper on
the phone right away. We have files to disclose!"