You Are A Terrorist

The following is a list of behaviors, actions or interests that the federal government, via centralized threat fusion centers that collate such information, considers to be potential signs of terrorism under the MIAC Report.

- Displaying bumper stickers and other paraphernalia associated with the Constitutional, Campaign for Liberty, and Libertarian parties

- Supporting Congressman Ron Paul

- Supporting former presidential candidate Chuck Baldwin

- Supporting former Congressman Bob Barr

- Opposing the implementation of a North American Union

- Owning gold bullion

- Displaying historical U.S. flags

- Opposing abortion

- Talking about the documentary Zeitgeist

- Being interested in animal rights

- Being a “lone individual”

- Making numerous references to the U.S. Constitution

- Defending the U.S. Constitution

- Claiming driving is a right, not a privilege

- Refusing to identify yourself to an authority figure

- Attempting to monitor the actions of police

- Being bald

- Being a “nice guy”

- Wearing Levi jeans

- Communicating predominantly by cell phone, email or text message

- Looking “normal” in appearance

- Renting a car

- Staying in a hotel or apartment

- Renting a storage facility

- Using cash to make large purchases

- Using pre-paid cellphones or hand-held radios

- Owning large amounts of medicines, alcohol, or baby formula

- Gaining support for a cause by holding meetings, public rallies, or demonstrations

- Gaining support for a cause by using websites, posters, leaflets, or underground press publications

- Possessing a photo-copy of your drivers license, passport, social security card or birth certificate

- Possessing or purchasing GPS technology

- Walking, biking or driving near “potential targets”

- Taking photographs of “potential targets,” including bridges, power plants or government buildings

- Being a property-rights activist

- Trying to influence government or social policy

- Undermining confidence in the government

- Using a sketch pad, camera, map, binoculars or scuba equipment

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I am definitely a terrorist. How about you?

Nice guys finish last and i prefer this.

But your right, amazing how people are labelled these things for absolutely nothing. Just depends on whose doing the name calling.

Pictures of the terrorist manuals for proof. How do I make these visible?

I knew there was just something off about me, I couldn't identify it. But after reading this thread it makes perfect sense. I'm one of them! Now that I know this information should I turn myself in, or wait until I carry out my nefarious plot.

I must be close to carrying out my plan as I have already grown a beard and am bald.

reply to post by bphi1908


They forgot wiping your behind with your left hand. Only those "terrorists" do that.

Also leaving the seat down. Thats typical terrorism too.

reply to post by ericsnow


I honestly had no idea I was a terrorist. I guess you learn something new everyday.