Rapture Tonight? 12/21/2010 During Eclipse?

That would be great. Would improve my daily commute no end.

Have my pick of better cars too....

34 I tell you, in that night there shall be two men in one bed; the one shall be taken, and the other shall be left. 35 Two women shall be grinding together; the one shall be taken, and the other left.

Look they were kinky back then too. Sounds like some serious bi-sexual things going on in the bible to me!!!
But on a more serious note seeing as I missed the last b.s. I mean rapture in October, perhaps I will make this one, it would sure be a shame to have to wait for the mass rapture of 2012, that one just sounds way to hectic for me.

Originally posted by onehuman
reply to post by this_is_who_we_are

 

I have a question for you...IF the rapture were to be tonight, and you were the man left standing in the field, what will you do then?

Now I don't know anything about raptures and what not, but I will say, something is definitely going to happen in the cosmos tonight. It may appear to be just a simple unusual eclipse to many, but I myself try to look at he bigger picture, and the cosmos are pretty big and magical and have their own plan... So, we shall see when the day dawns...

I would proceed as follows:

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Originally posted by justwokeup
Have my pick of better cars too....

I was wondering about that. If I just leave my car parked in the garage, does that count as abadonment? Should I leave the title in the glove box?

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I really, truly hope you are right!

That would put an end to all you ignorant christian hypocrits who prattle on about their own superiority in being "God's Chosen" (sorry, but you're not the first to fall for THIS fiction!) while committing every sin imaginable in the certain hope that your "God" will let you off the hook anyway!. Never mind that the whole rapture thing was dreamed up in the middle of the 19th century by an equally deluded christian.

Have a nice trip to the "hell" which you have invented for your own self punishment. The world will be a better (and more peaceful) place without you!

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I believe that you have anger issues.
Try chewing some valerian root and go back to sleep.

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I won't think the rapture be any time soon.

I had some notes, I did looking at the bibles raptures.

5 Raptures;
1st, Jesus and the graves open 1 Cori. chap 15:20-23 and Matt. chap 27:52
2nd, The church Thes. chap 4:13-17
3rd, The 144,000 Rev. chap 12:5
4th, the two witness Rev. chap 11:3-12
5th Tribulation Saints Rev. 15:2-4

I'm ready to be raptured, and today works well for me all we can do is wait and see what happens. We might not have long to wait...

Rapture?

Well lets put it this way, if a giant plasma based viking longboat descends from the sky covered in runes.

I might just get on.

Originally posted by totalmetal
reply to post by this_is_who_we_are

 

no jesus is not going to come save you from your miserable life. try worshipping odin or zeus

From:
Winter Solstice, Lunar Eclipse Overlap First Time In 456 Years,
www.abovetopsecret.com...

Originally posted by this_is_who_we_are
Here's a tidbit. Tuesday in Norse mythology was represented by the god Týr who was portrayed as a one-handed man.
en.wikipedia.org...

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Makes me thing of the "Hidden Hand" threads as they relate to the Illuminati.

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Have fun getting probed

In addition, Tuesday is represented by Mars the god of war in Roman mythology.

en.wikipedia.org...(mythology)

Originally posted by Ghost374
reply to post by Gradius Maximus

 

Have fun getting probed

You just turned my awesome viking-nordic fantasy of the eternal valhallian feast into a bum hole expedition.

Whyyy. whyyyy!

You alien folks always tread on my dreams!

Surely they could just do a thermal scan, the probes must be a myth, they have to be!!

-G

Well, I would be very happy if this happens tonight and all those people who are always nagging about God and the Bible suddenly disappear.

That would be great haha

Time to grow some ganga folks

Originally posted by thetruthisouthere
Well, I would be very happy if this happens tonight and all those people who are always nagging about God and the Bible suddenly disappear.

That would be great haha

Time to grow some ganga folks

It would certainly free up a lot of space on the "off topic" forum at the moment.

London however would remain pretty much unchanged.

This post will last only until December 22'nd.

There will be no rapture. Nice try but you don't get to go directly to heaven tomorrow.

Instead you'll have to read all the insults that have been posted to this post.

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Well, in the bible terms it also says:

"But of that day and hour knoweth no [man], no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only."
Matt. 24:36

Yeah, by the way, in order to avoid confusion: I am not a christian. Proof here.


-v

Originally posted by v01i0
reply to post by this_is_who_we_are

 

Well, in the bible terms it also says:

"But of that day and hour knoweth no [man], no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only."
Matt. 24:36

Yeah, by the way, in order to avoid confusion: I am not a christian. Proof here.

-v

It also says that those of us who are not in darkness will not be overtaken by that day as "a thief in the night" would overtake us. This is why we're instructed to watch and to take note of the signs in earth and in the heavens.

1 Thessalonians 5
Geneva Bible Translation

2 For yourselves know perfectly that the day of the Lord so cometh as a thief in the night.
3 For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.
4 But ye, brethren, are not in darkness, that that day should overtake you as a thief.

Look on the bright side.. There would be peace on earth at last.
Plenty of jobs to go around.
No more housing shortages.
No more worries over overpopulation..

Originally posted by Wildbob77
This post will last only until December 22'nd.

There will be no rapture. Nice try but you don't get to go directly to heaven tomorrow.

Instead you'll have to read all the insults that have been posted to this post.

So I'm to be mauled for posing a question and expounding on a theory? OK.
Nobody's perfect.
I expected critical debate, and I also expected ad hominem attacks. What I didn't expect was the level of glee that these angry responses would contain. Oh well. I suppose I should stick to catching up on my Sumerian mythology and David Lynch films.

-PS

Where in this thread did I ever reveal my personal religious beliefs?