Humble intro

New here. A sceptic in just about everything. I use Occam's Razor as my favorite tool. It cuts through so much bull. Here to learn, to listen, to read. If I disagree with you, don't take it personally. I'm not here to slam or to make fun. Just the facts, ma'am. Nothing but the facts.

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Welcome to ATS.

No one welcomed you originally so I thought I'd make up for it.

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How the hell did I miss this the first time around. I make it a point to flag every intro thread but, this one got passed me somehow.

I'd sic my dogs on you like all the other newbs but, I haven't been able to move them over to the new album yet.

I guess this will have to do.

reply to post by beezzer


Ahahahahahahha!

Someone bumped your old Intro, from 2010, to which nobody had ever responded, and now it is going to be a HUGE HIT! I predict you'll make the front page!

Belated Welcome to ATS! Glad to see you're still around, and still sticking to the edge of that razor!

Considering you never got one before.. Let me give you your missing 25 cent tour!

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For now you can reply to any thread in any member forum you wish. Once you have achieved 20 post replies, you will then be able to start your own threads in the appropriate forums and additionally send & receive messages to and from fellow ATS members.

I just want to emphasize how important it is for beezer to wait until the 20 post limit is reached before making a thread.

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Good Point!

We're going to need to watch this one closely.

Originally posted by getreadyalready
reply to post by boncho

 

Good Point!

We're going to need to watch this one closely.

You never know, there could be a trouble maker underneath that bunny face.

I should've gone in and added under the generic tour, "a 20 post requirement".. CHECK/COMPLETED !

Beezzer?
Humble?





How awful no one replied to your intro before
We're all glad you're here

reply to post by beezzer


Welcome aboard! Occam's razor - Very nice! I haven't seen anyone use that term here before. Sweet.

If I didn't learn how to refresh the recent posts page I'd have missed your intro again.

I have yet to do my own intro, I kinda wish I could change my username to :snip:.

Hey, welcome to the bored.

I hope his probation period will reflect time served.
It would be too funny if this renewed his 20 post limit.

Welcome aboard

I couldn't figure out why beezer was just now doing an Intro

Well, we didn't say hello then....how about......Glad you're here

Posted at:

05:35 AM

This should serve as a warning to everyone out there: If you're gonna post something, do it at a reasonable hour. :shk:

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that made me laugh

14 months? It takes 14 friggin' months to respond to my first thread?

Now THAT'S funny!

And yes, once upon a time, I was a wee afraid little bunny, humble and meek.

Guess that didn't last long.

Well, better late than never, I suppose. Thanks for the welcome.

Um, how do I get an avatar?
What's a skeptic Overlord?
What does FSPKW mean?
Do people get paid if they post here?
and. . . . oh yeah. . . . "I have a message from the Acients!"

ETA; gosh. I looked so young then!

reply to post by beezzer


Hey, it's Friday...welcome to the Party

Originally posted by DontTreadOnMe
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Hey, it's Friday...welcome to the Party

This is a hoot!

(I brought chips and a 6 pack of chocolate milk, where's the fridge?)

Is someone going to adopt me?